A middle-aged British man faced up to the horror of his biennial clothes shopping trip today.
Ian Napton, from Wiltshire, headed for his local branch of Marks and Spencer for a wallet-emptying day of buying safe, unfashionable shirts, jeans, chinos and a new pair of slippers.
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Inspired by the success of previous passenger training initiatives such as; Overcoming Your Fear of Flying, How to Behave on a Plane and Jesus Christ You’re Not an Animal, Easyjet have launched their ‘Let’s Count Together’ course. Continue reading “Easyjet have announced ambitious new plans to teach their customers to count to one”
As Brexit uncertainty continues, the ripples are being felt across all parts of London. Notably, property prices have softened and a small two bed flat within walking distance of Selfridges can now be had for as little as £1 million. Continue reading “London Estate Agents struggling on huge commissions in the Post Brexit pinch”
In her latest attempt to conclude a deal on Brexit, Prime Minister Theresa May demonstrated that she is perfectly capable of delivering on the outcome of the 2016 Referendum by taking back control of Britain’s end of the negotiations from Dominic Raab, the Brexit Minister she appointed only two weeks ago following the resignation of David Davis.
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In a bold mid-year move, Great Western Railways have announced that to capitalise on the evening’s mass exodus from London in time to watch the England versus Croatia World Cup Semi-Final match, fares on every route through the Thames Valley to the West Country and South Wales will increase by 50%.
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Today the Apes in The Westminster Monkey House, have decided they have all had more than enough jibber jabber and are headed off on six weeks of holiday.
Following on from a long and difficult series of play sessions, the Apes have decided they have had enough of everything and they want to start their summer holidays earlier than originally planned.
Continue reading “The Westminster Monkeys are all going on a summer holiday”