Inspired by the Netflix series on tidying up, Ian Napton decided to take himself in hand and Kondo his porn collection.

Having been single for many years, Ian had assembled a significant collection of Gentleman’s Particulars, re-organisation was going to be a big job.

I’ve never been one for the Internet, I’ve always preferred  my porn in analogue form. As a long time bachelor, I’ve amassed quite a wide-ranging collection over a considerable period of time, some of my magazines and videos are so old they feature pubic hair. I’d forgotten what that was like.” explained Ian.

“Under the Kondo method one discards anything not bringing joy. The trouble was, as I held my free hand over the collection, they all bought me joy. It took me weeks to go through them all, I was quite drained by the end of it.”

Ian decided to whittle down his collection by sorting it into categories; by decade, then Professional and Amateur, European or American and once that was done, by particular fetish.

Whilst he discovered he was unable to part with the bulk of his collection, there was one success, “I was able to throw away an old Razzle, Readers Wives edition, not because it didn’t bring me joy, it was just I couldn’t get the pages apart.”

Pleased with his efforts, Ian has decided to apply the Kondo Method to his laundry collection, apparently this is a much bigger job.

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