Month: May 2019

Chatty wants you! If you think you could write something funny then why not, give it a go?

The Chatty Chimp is a little online, topical, poo flinging satirical news site. We are looking to carve out our little niche on the internet. To that end our reporters spend their time writing stories about everyday life, here, in the Monkey House.

One of our aims is give new writers a platform to have their work published. To urge funny people to put fingers to keyboard, in 250 words or less, and tell us something we hadn’t thought of.  Continue reading “Chatty wants you! If you think you could write something funny then why not, give it a go?”

Bozo withdraws from Tory leadership race after Chris Grayling pledges his full support

Boris Johnson has withdrawn from the Tory Leadership campaign, after winning unequivocal endorsement from Chris Grayling.

Political pundits were surprised by Mr Grayling’s decision to support Boris. “At first we thought he was joking, perhaps he’d meant to announce his candidature but had somehow gotten it wrong again. However, it appears not, he was genuine.” said one. Continue reading “Bozo withdraws from Tory leadership race after Chris Grayling pledges his full support”

All of the Tory Leadership contenders promise their party will commit ‘Political Suicide’

The Conservative Party is heading for oblivion after the last candidate in the Tory leadership race promised leaving Brexit with No Deal was ‘Political Suicide’.

This completes a clean sweep of prospective Tory leaders who have all promised that under any of the Brexit options The Tory Party will commit ‘Political Suicide’. Continue reading “All of the Tory Leadership contenders promise their party will commit ‘Political Suicide’”

Woke parents disappointed following cancellation of the non-gendered carers Ovoid and Spoon race at non-competitive sports day

A controversial decision, relating to a school summer sports day, has vexed an enlightened  vegan couple.

Having successfully won their campaign to ban competitive children’s events, Olivia and Leaf Napton were outraged to discover the annual non-gendered Ovoid and Spoon race had been cancelled too. Continue reading “Woke parents disappointed following cancellation of the non-gendered carers Ovoid and Spoon race at non-competitive sports day”