Theresa, leaving us with a song “I did it May Way”

And now, my end is near
My leadership gone for a burton
U.K I’ll say it clear,
You’ve done it now, of which I’m certain 

Regrets, I’ve had a few
Article 50 and it’s extension
I did what I had to do
And saw it through with much contention 

I planned each farce of course
Each careful step towards Trump’s byway
And most, most important of it all
I did it May’s way 

Yes, there were times, I’m sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
And through it all, there is no doubt

The EU ate me up and spat me out
I faced it all and looked a fool
And did it May’s way 

I’ve lied, I’ve danced, I’ve tried
I’ve had my bill, my share of losing
And now, as tears subside
I find it all so amusing 

To think I did all that
And now you’re left with an utter twat
Boris or Hunt, what have they got?
Each for himself- both worth a nought
They say the things they don’t feel
In front of the banks, in which they kneel
History will show, you took the blow 

You should’ve done it May’s way 

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