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List of Things Jeremy Corbyn Does and Doesn’t Give A F*ck About

A recent survey by the University of Having Too Much Free Time has listed what Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn Gives A F*ck About and Doesn’t Give A F*ck About.

Dr Peter Ribbler of the University’s Procrastination Department finally compiled the list on Tuesday and says about it, “We’re quite proud of compiling this list for absolutely no reason. It gives us a great insight into what Mr Corbyn could and couldn’t care less about. For anyone who does care, of course.”

The results are outlined below:

Things Jezza Gives A F*ck About

Posing with unarmed nuclear devices
Rowing boats
Cycling (for some reason)
Eating vegetables
Pickling vegetables
Roasting vegetables
Vegetables
Picket signs

Down with this sort of thing!

Sh*tty Russian hats

I got this from my friend Yousef

Looking like a member of The Waterboys
Sainsbury’s Local’s microwavable meals
The 1970s
Thatcher

Maggie's back
Damn you Maggie!

Capitalism
Brexit
Manhole covers
Diane Abbott

Who?


Beards

Things Jezza Doesn’t Give A F*ck About

Wearing shoes
Tuition fees
Consistent political views
The Bangles
Sitting on the floor on trains
Not sitting on the floor on trains
Trains

Bring back British Rail!

Tony Blair and his f*cking war
New Labour
Labour
Diane Abbott

Jeremy! Wait for me Jeremy!

Winning a General Election
Israel
Ironing
His front garden
Destroying Capitalism

Well, if you insist! Can we protest afterwards?

Brexit
Nuclear weapons (in Scotland)
Scotland


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