Growing pressure for an inquiry into their handling of the Covid-19 pandemic has been rejected by the UK government. A spokesperson from No. 10 stated there was no point because they had been brilliant so far.We did everything we could, when should have, even though we didn’t know what we were doing!
Users of a social media app that appraises their answers to quizzes and questions, and then gives them assessments of their character, personality and other personal traits, have been stunned and horrified it’s started to reveal the truth about them.Big Brother and all his mates are watching you
As many as 300 senior citizens have been arrested in up dawn raids nationwide today by Special Branch squads.
The security services acted swiftly on the discovery of a plot to storm the Department of Health building in London and hold Health Secretary Matt Hancock hostage.Hell’s Grannies are back and this time they mean it
Seagulls in the UK have applied for humanitarian aid.
The Great Squawker of the Seagull Council has pleaded for supplies in a communique to the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds.
A spokesperson for the RSPB explained ….. “The current seagull population are many generations away from their ancestors who knew how to fish and forage from the ocean or shoreline meaning those skills have been lost, and therefore the prospect of millions starving to death is very real.We’ve evolved beyond fishing say seagulls
A middle-ranking manager of British American Tobacco (BAT) has claimed that after 118 years the company are contemplating changing their name.
This is according to Ryan Calder who is convinced he’s seen a memo to that effect on a desk.It wasn’t us, someone in China ate an undercooked Bat