Author: bootslacey

Just hanging around, noticing stuff and writing about it.

The Government have handled Covid-19 brilliantly, says Boris

Growing pressure for an inquiry into their handling of the Covid-19 pandemic has been rejected by the UK government. A spokesperson from No. 10 stated there was no point because they had been brilliant so far.

How are the Government doing, Mr Johnson?
We did everything we could, when should have, even though we didn’t know what we were doing!

Seagulls useless at fishing

Seagulls in the UK have applied for humanitarian aid.

The Great Squawker of the Seagull Council has pleaded for supplies in a communique to the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds.

A spokesperson for the RSPB explained ….. “The current seagull population are many generations away from their ancestors who knew how to fish and forage from the ocean or shoreline meaning those skills have been lost, and therefore the prospect of millions starving to death is very real.

We’ve evolved beyond fishing say seagulls