A bespoke armchair and chaise-longue manufacturer have chosen Conservative MP Jacob Rees-Mogg to be the brand ambassador and new face of their company: PomPosity.
shall appear in a series of televisual adverts for the company, and will ‘pose
in a variety of positions’, showing off the range of products PomPosity have to
A group of British scientists have published a paper claiming that the larger a human’s ears are, the lower quality of hearing they will have.
The study follows a continuous complaint (since the dawning of time) from older acquirers of ears who, ‘don’t know what you’re saying’. This often results in the exclamation, ‘speak up’, being heard – depending, of course, on the age of the verbal recipient.
eH? what did you say? Speak up!
In what can only be described as a game changing move from
the Remain campaign, they shall now go by a new title: BREMAIN.
After months of acute research, undertaken by linguistic
students at the University of Life, the new appellation was voted on by MP’s in
favour of Britain remaining in the EU.
Bremain means Bremain!