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Cappuchina wields words like a weapon, laying waste to all before her. Don't give her alcohol after mid-night, you've been warned.

Mother’s Day is an hour shorter this year and mums aren’t happy about it

Mother's Day is an hour shorter this year and mums aren't happy

There have been calls for an inquiry as, this year, Mother’s Day marks the change to British Summer Time with the clocks springing forward, on 31 March 2019.

Whilst the clocks go forward on the last Sunday of March every year, this time the last Sunday of March coincides with Mothering Sunday. Continue reading “Mother’s Day is an hour shorter this year and mums aren’t happy about it”

As it’s revealed that Cops don’t catch criminals the PM closes down the Police Force and spends the money on your NHS

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Following confirmation that police don’t catch criminals, Theresa May announced the immediate abolition of the British Police Force.

In a surprise move, Mrs May confirmed that the police force costs the British tax payer over £12bn every year to run. The loss of the Police Force would free up vast sums of money to be spent on other, more important services, like health. Continue reading “As it’s revealed that Cops don’t catch criminals the PM closes down the Police Force and spends the money on your NHS”

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