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Fancy writing for Chatty? Got something funny to say ?

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The Chatty Chimp is an online, topical, poo flinging satirical news site, looking to carve out our little niche on the internet.

We love to welcome new chimps to the zoo. Our aim is to give new writers a platform to see their work published.

If you fancy giving it a go, we will be kind and encouraging.

Send us up to 250 words, in some form of meaningful order.

As for fame, fortune and what not. There really isn’t any. We’ve no income, we’re not operating on a commercial basis so paying anyone isn’t currently an option. You will get our endless thanks.

In a silly world like ours sometimes the only weapon we have is laughter.

Email your story to : submissions@chattychimp.co

You can find helpful hints on sending your story to The Chatty Chimp, here; Writing for The Chatty Chimp.

Fancy writing for Chatty? Would you like to see your work published?

Old fashioned writing machine

The Chatty Chimp is an online, topical, poo flinging satirical news site, looking to carve out our little niche on the internet. So, our reporters spend their time writing stories about everyday life in the global Monkey House.

We love to give new writers a platform to have their work published. To urge funny people to put fingers to keyboard, in 250 words or less, and tell us something we hadn’t thought of.  Continue reading “Fancy writing for Chatty? Would you like to see your work published?”

A handy template for Boris Johnson’s next Public Apology

Britain's Kennedy, Bozo Johnson dies

Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening , I deeply regret that it’s necessary for me to make a public apology about using my newspaper column to promote my own interests using information I knew to be made up

Regretfully, I have to announce that someone has discovered I’ve been a naughty boy.

On this occasion I’d like to offer a full, an insincere apology, to my wife/my constituents/ the British People/The House of Commoners/  my wife again/my employer/my friends/my friends spouses/the wife’s friends husbands and finally my wife. Continue reading “A handy template for Boris Johnson’s next Public Apology”

Fancy writing for Chatty? Would you like to see your work published?

Old fashioned writing machine

The Chatty Chimp is an online, topical, poo flinging satirical news site, looking to carve out our little niche on the internet. So, our reporters spend their time writing stories about everyday life, in the global Monkey House.

We love to give new writers a platform to have their work published. Our aim is to urge funny people to put fingers to keyboard, in 250 words or less, and tell us something we hadn’t thought of.  Continue reading “Fancy writing for Chatty? Would you like to see your work published?”

Fancy contributing to Chatty? Would you like to see your written work published?

Old fashioned writing machine

The Chatty Chimp is an online, topical, poo flinging satirical news site, looking to carve out our little niche on the internet. So, our reporters spend their time writing stories about everyday life in the global Monkey House.

We love to give new writers a platform to have their work published. To urge funny people to put fingers to keyboard, in 250 words or less, and tell us something we hadn’t thought of.  Continue reading “Fancy contributing to Chatty? Would you like to see your written work published?”

Fancy writing for Chatty? Would you like to see your work published?

Old fashioned writing machine

The Chatty Chimp is an online, topical, poo flinging satirical news site, looking to carve out our little niche on the internet. So, our reporters spend their time writing stories about everyday life in the global Monkey House.

We love to give new writers a platform to have their work published. To urge funny people to put fingers to keyboard, in 250 words or less, and tell us something we hadn’t thought of.  Continue reading “Fancy writing for Chatty? Would you like to see your work published?”

The Chatty Chimp is owned and operated by Chattychimp Ltd