Author: Colin

Colin is one of our more experienced writers, he is very fond of a cup of tea, a bourbon biscuit and a bit of a nap in the middle of the afternoon. Been noted to express disapproval with a hrrump!

Weinstein tests positive and begins 23 years isolation

Following his positive test for Covid 19, former Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein has gone into isolation for 23 years.

“It’s a long period to stay indoors,” a spokesman for the movie mogul said, “but the government is taking a strict stance on these things, and it’s the right thing to do. He’s receiving regular visits and being spoken to through a steel door. Neighbours are bringing him his meals, too.”

The neighbours are looking out for him!

At least the Corona Virus will reduce pension payments, says Boris

Britain’s pension timebomb is in the news again. With the nation largely underprovided for in terms of retirement provision, and with an increasing older population, the government has decided to take advantage of the unplanned Coronavirus to kill the elderly off.

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Think of the saving in pension payments!

Corona Virus upgraded to ‘kin serious now that a football match has been moved

Britain has admitted that the Coronavirus outbreak is really serious now that a football match has been cancelled. Manchester City will now play Arsenal at a later, less diseased, time.

Until now, with so few people actually dead in Britain, Coronavirus has merely been a tremendous excuse not to go to work, but the rearrangement of a Premiership match has shifted the public compass.

Of course it’s serious, we’ve had to delay kick off!