A football-style transfer market has been suggested for politicians, some of whom are looking nervously over their shoulders.
The well-known cock-up artist and habitual liar, Boris Johnson, Prime Minister of Great Britain, leads the free transfer market, as no other country, not even America, is willing to take him off Britain’s hands.
Do i hear £20 and lick of my lolly for Boris?
Lawyers acting on behalf of the new born son of Carrie Symonds are demanding a paternity test in the hope it can be proven that Boris Johnson is not the father.
Seven billion people have agreed that President Donald Trump would make a suitable guinea pig for a new scientific experiment in which Domestos is injected into an elderly person to see if it helps stave Coronavirus off or not.
Seriously, don’t try this at home, you’re not American
The Financial Conduct Authority (FCA) has spoken out against “cheapshot journalism” following accusations that some financial firms have made money during extreme market volatility caused by the Coronavirus outbreak, while ordinary people struggle.
Hedge funds have been accused of raking in billions.
Anyone can look after a sick person but you can make money after a 6 course lunch?
Her Majesty The Queen is to announce to the nation that she is willing to receive 30% less money from the taxpayer.
