Prince Charles has tested positive for Coronavirus, it has been announced. Camilla is in the clear.
The couple are both self-isolating at Balmoral, Charles in the Invernessshire wing and Camilla in the Aberdeenshire wing.
Author: Colin
Colin is one of our more experienced writers, he is very fond of a cup of tea, a bourbon biscuit and a bit of a nap in the middle of the afternoon. Been noted to express disapproval with a hrrump!
Following his positive test for Covid 19, former Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein has gone into isolation for 23 years.
“It’s a long period to stay indoors,” a spokesman for the movie mogul said, “but the government is taking a strict stance on these things, and it’s the right thing to do. He’s receiving regular visits and being spoken to through a steel door. Neighbours are bringing him his meals, too.”
The neighbours are looking out for him!
Whilst the NHS struggles to cope with the demands placed on it due to the Coronavirus, former prime minister Theresa May has been hospitalised for a different illness.
“Stop, stop, I can’t take anymore” says Theresa!
Britain’s pension timebomb is in the news again. With the nation largely underprovided for in terms of retirement provision, and with an increasing older population, the government has decided to take advantage of the unplanned Coronavirus to kill the elderly off.
Britain has admitted that the Coronavirus outbreak is really serious now that a football match has been cancelled. Manchester City will now play Arsenal at a later, less diseased, time.
Until now, with so few people actually dead in Britain, Coronavirus has merely been a tremendous excuse not to go to work, but the rearrangement of a Premiership match has shifted the public compass.
Of course it’s serious, we’ve had to delay kick off!