Sajid Javid, the outgoing Chancellor of the Exchequer, has been thrown under the Boris Bus.
In an audacious move by Dominic Cummings, all advisers at the Treasury are to be sacked and all official advice to the Prime Minister will come from a new “joint” team of advisers in Downing Street, provided that they agree with Mr Cummings. If they don’t, well, they can always feel the tread of the tyres as it rolls over them.
Ivor The Engine is to come out of retirement, it has been announced, along with his driver, Jones The Steam.
Following the government’s announcement on HS2, Welsh MPs have vociferously complained that the proposed route, from London to the Midlands and onward to the North, excludes Wales altogether, so they’ve decided to be ahead of the game on HS3, which will run from Caernarfon to Rhyl.
“I just wasn’t being honest with myself, my family and friends, or the public. I’ve known about this for some time now. It’s time to admit to everyone that although I’ve been on television for 27 years, I’ve contributed nothing of any significant cultural value.
I admit it, I’ve done nothing of any cultural value in 27 years on TV!
After the discovery of the Coronavirus in Britain, another new medical condition has also come to light. The Department of Health is concerned that this potentially serious new virus could spread rapidly. One of the first known sufferers, Ian Napton, explains.
Can you hear me?
A Michigan man who sued his employer for racial discrimination and won, has had his cheque for damages refused by his bank, TCF Bank.
Sauntore Thomas, a US Air Force veteran, claims the bank would have accepted his cheque if he had been white.
Banking while black