Mike Cashley signs contract to employ the Legions of The Damned to man his stores, during the Corona Crisis.No sick pay, holiday pay or toilet breaks, its brilliant!
With the country starting to run out of toilet paper, Swedish wunderkind Greta Thunberg is urging people to recycle used paper.
“You are destroying the planet with your arsewiping” she claimed.You’re destroying my future with your arsewiping
Satan, Devourer of Worlds, Lord of The Underworld and Cleaver of Souls has announced that he’s to be a father.
After the failure of Damian, Rosemary’s Baby and Regan, the Father of Lies decided that he’d have another go.Whose the Daddy?
The latest celebrity to join the ‘coming out’ trend is Jeremy Clarkson, who stunned some people when he took to breakfast TV to publicly admitted his love of caravans.
In his statement, he revealed his life long passion for all things caravany. “It has always been an obsession of mine. When I was a kid I fell in love with the damn things, the way they swayed in a light breeze, let in the rain on a sunny day and held up all the traffic on the A303. Bliss!”“It’s their beauty, elegance and complete uselessness that does it for” says JC
Prince William calls for the working class to be more diverse by ensuring that entertainment industry awards reflect wider society. Without any hint of irony, the Prince castigated the audience for holding an award ceremony to reward rich white folks with limited talent.You’ve got to let in more of them!