There is some doubt about The Foreign Secretary’s qualification for such an important Cabinet position. Originally awarded a passing grade in Geography, his confusion over Wales position in the UK, and the strategic importance of Dover in Anglo-European trade has called this grading into question.Travelling from the UK to Wales
The Government releases details of their Great Lockdown Escape. Every home will receive a vaulting horse, wood stove and shovel.
In his occasional address to the nation, Boris Johnson says that the Government wouldn’t be able to get everyone out at once. Some of you will have to remain locked up in lockdown.You vill not escape, Englisher
Mike Cashley signs contract to employ the Legions of The Damned to man his stores, during the Corona Crisis.No sick pay, holiday pay or toilet breaks, its brilliant!
With the country starting to run out of toilet paper, Swedish wunderkind Greta Thunberg is urging people to recycle used paper.
“You are destroying the planet with your arsewiping” she claimed.You’re destroying my future with your arsewiping
Satan, Devourer of Worlds, Lord of The Underworld and Cleaver of Souls has announced that he’s to be a father.
After the failure of Damian, Rosemary’s Baby and Regan, the Father of Lies decided that he’d have another go.Whose the Daddy?