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Wild Gerald

Gerald has been running around the country, flinging poo, for many years. He is no longer wild, merely slightly annoyed.

Sexy, blonde, tousle-haired sex siren, Borisina, to launch new erotic lingerie collection

Queen Victoria’s Secret Lady Garden have announced the new face of their latest erotic lingerie collection. It is none other than the sexual temptress and Jezebel, Borasina Johnson (54). The cuddly sex siren and wanton harlot was recently announced as the new face of elderly lingerie.

A Chris Griffiths, speaking for QVSLG said, “We ran the focus groups and couldn’t believe it when Borasina came out top in the poll of the 10 most bonkable people. Just goes to show what happens when you let the people vote.” Continue reading “Sexy, blonde, tousle-haired sex siren, Borisina, to launch new erotic lingerie collection”

Whoops! Electronics company lose 10 million customers details – again

The popular computer sales company, Dixons Carphone Warehouse, today admitted that the security password on its customer information database had proved too easy to guess for pesky hackers.

The firm’s spokesman, Will Gates, said “The chap who set the system up in 1994 set the password to “password” and, on reflection, and in this age of people deliberately trying to hack their way into places they have no business, it seems obvious that someone would guess correctly eventually. Perhaps we ought to have changed it to something like “password1” before now.” Continue reading “Whoops! Electronics company lose 10 million customers details – again”

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