Seeking things to ban, Priti Patel has outlawed the Yorkshire people from London.
“You can’t have these people coming down from the North, invading our cities and mixing with posh people. It’s not right. Think of the damage it will do to our children! Have you heard how these people speak? It’s like they don’t have teeth. I caught my niece saying ‘get ‘t foot o our stairs’ it’s out of control.”
Last night, the under-fire Prince Andrew appeared on ITV’s ‘Who Wants to be a Millionaire?’. His spokesman said “We thought it would be a good way to get his message across, build popularity with the people and be easier than an interview with that awful Emily woman.”