Author: jagsie

Jagsie is a curmudgeonly old soul. He is not a great fan of the current American President as you can tell from some of the stories. We keep him around to remind the younger chimps of their future!

Markets rally as Donald leads an anti-Corona Virus prayer meeting

American financial markets gained ground as Donald Trump led a communal prayer meeting to tackle the Corona Virus.

“As long as it doesn’t cost money, I’ll leave no stone unturned in our nation’s fight against the Corona Virus.” Said Mr Trump.

I beseech the oh Lord, show this sinner how to use a hankie!

Totally PC Christmas Card; guaranteed to take the joy out of Xmas

Today, the PC Brigade unveiled their new range of Christmas Card.

The card was designed to be as respectful as possible to everyone’s personal, religious and political views. Although, inevitably, it’s caused some controversy with Christmas Traditionalists.

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Emeritus Professor of History, Donald Maximus Trump re-writes American History

Emeritus Professor of History, President Donald Maximus Trump has uncovered evidence that changes our understanding of American history.

After minutes of absolutely no research, Professor Trump proudly announced the discovery of a previously unknown relationship between America and Ancient Rome.

What have the Romans ever done for us!