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Whitewash Spokesperson, Sarah Sanders, confirms Donald Trump was appointed by God

Appearing on one of the many God channels on American TV, Whitewash Spokesperson, Sandra Sanders revealed that God had ordained Donald as President. After all it was a miracle he got elected in the first place. 

This revelation came as no surprise to his many followers who believe that God had blessed Donald and given him the right to transgress any man made laws in the interests of furthering the Big G’s philosophies.
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Donald Trump reveals why he missed the celebration party to mark the end of the big bang-bang thingy

Fake News from France. President Trump missed the ceremony to commemorate the end of the First World War. After receiving much criticism on his beloved twitter, he went to great lengths to justify his reasons.

1. My team promised me showers, and I’d naturally assumed they were golden, which was why I’d agreed to the trip in the first place. I was very disappointed to discover Angela M was not going to be doing that German thing after all. Continue reading “Donald Trump reveals why he missed the celebration party to mark the end of the big bang-bang thingy”

Kanye West’s New Anthem – Oh! Come All YE Faithful

Superstar, Kanye West has finally commented on his recent meeting with The President and revealed the real reason why he’s changed his name to YE.

Kanye was invited to The White House, for a super meeting with Donald Trump. Kanye expressed his love and admiration for The President. To which Mr Trump told him that to honour Kanye’s support for the “Make America Great Again” campaign, and to show he’s down with his homey’s, he’s renamed part of The White House, The West Wing. Continue reading “Kanye West’s New Anthem – Oh! Come All YE Faithful”

Following Team USA’s thrashing in The Ryder Cup in Paris, Trump declares a new Golf War

Donald Trump was understandably upset at last weekend’s golf results from France – or as he calls it “that place where they don’t like me, where my fries come from.” Accordingly he’s taken a number of very quick, and ill thought-out decisions to address the massive collapse of Team USA, in the Ryder Cup. Continue reading “Following Team USA’s thrashing in The Ryder Cup in Paris, Trump declares a new Golf War”

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