American financial markets gained ground as Donald Trump led a communal prayer meeting to tackle the Corona Virus.
“As long as it doesn’t cost money, I’ll leave no stone unturned in our nation’s fight against the Corona Virus.” Said Mr Trump.
I beseech the oh Lord, show this sinner how to use a hankie!
Today, the PC Brigade unveiled their new range of Christmas Card.
The card was designed to be as respectful as possible to everyone’s personal, religious and political views. Although, inevitably, it’s caused some controversy with Christmas Traditionalists.
Continue reading “Totally PC Christmas Card; guaranteed to take the joy out of Xmas”
After his recent and very banal interview, when BoJo expressed an apparent love affair with Marmite, the much awaited resultant referendum has taken place. The results have caused serious ructions within the Tory establishment.
You love it, now you have to love, wether you want to or not
Following a weird Tory political broadcast in which our Boris claimed he “loved Marmite”, the purveyors of that distinctive delicacy have demanded that the nation as a whole has its say.
A nation united shall never be divided – Love it, obv’s
Emeritus Professor of History, President Donald Maximus
Trump has uncovered evidence that changes our understanding of American
After minutes of absolutely no research, Professor Trump
proudly announced the discovery of a previously unknown relationship between
America and Ancient Rome.
What have the Romans ever done for us!