The former Minister for Cock-Up’s, Chris T! Grayling has been rewarded with his own chapter in the best-selling, Book of Heroic Failures.
Beating many of his contemporaries, Chris Grayling has risen to the top of his profession. When it comes to the colossal cock-up, he is without equal.
grayling; An insignificant little fish
The Government are concerned about the increasing number of exploding Daily Mail readers. So far, 42 people have spontaneously combusted.
The first fatality was Ian Napton, who blew up while tucking into his Full English.
If they were more like us there wouldn’t be all this trouble
Following the death of George Floyd and the ensuing worldwide anti-racist protests, the Government will make all white supremacist organisations illegal. From Monday, membership of an elite, discriminatory, whites-only organisation will become a criminal offence.
Oh bollocks says Boris, what have I done?
Faced with allegations of double-standards, hypocrisy and one rule for the rich, the Government have moved heaven and earth to protect Dominic Cummings from further criticism.
Boris Johnson’s chief political adviser and close personal friend, undertook a 250-mile journey to Durham to dump his 4-year-old child with his ageing parents. Given that Dominic and his wife were likely to be Corona Virus positive, this journey broke the law he helped design.
Have you seen the state of my dhalia’s?