After Aryan Air, inadvertently, allowed a black man to board their flight from Gatwick to Dublin, the airline has decided an image make over is needed. In an attempt to reinforce their traditional cultural values, Aryan Air has appointed a new Director, Tommy Robinson. Continue reading “Tommy Robinson takes over as Director of Gammontry at Aryan Air”
Joe The Greek
Joe The Greek is a man of many words and considerable girth. Never shy when it comes to the bar and buffet table.
On world Mental Health Day, Theresa May chose to announce the appointment of a Minister for Suicide Prevention.
The announcement was not accompanied by any figures relating to budgets and targets for the office and the title was added to an existing health ministers job role, prompting one commentator to note, “What is she going to do, run around Beachy Head shouting ‘Don’t Jump’ at the top of her voice?” Continue reading “Is Theresa May’s new Suicide Minister planning to run around Beachy Head shouting “Don’t Jump!”?”
We are very saddened to hear of the untimely death of the controversial truth campaigner and stalwart fighter for truth, justice and integrity.
Renowned as the editor of several National Newspapers, and as a known associate of Rupert Murdoch, Smears was never one to not go far enough. Continue reading “RIP The much loved truth and justice campaigner, Smears Morgan”
Today all England grieves for the loss of this modern day St George, killed when his Bentley Continental hit a lorry load of gammon, on the M1.
Like many truth and justice campaigners he’d a chequered history prior to his revelation that there was money and power to be had from demonising minorities.
Stephen Yaxley-Lennon experimented with many names before settling on a something that would resonate well with the those from a more urban background. He abandoned Andrew McMaster as it was too Scottish and Paul Harris because of its connotations with the other famous Harris, Rolf. Gobby Robinson, it appears, was more in line with the names of those brave soldiers who died building the British Empire. Continue reading “RIP Gobby Robinson fearless champion of free speech and England’s saviour”
Sadly, Britain’s lost one of our most anonymous, and least effective, front-line politicians, Dr Flying Focks.
Dr Focks graduated from the University of Glasgow, a feat in itself. After qualifying as a GP, he felt better suited to a career in politics, rather than one where he actually helped people. Continue reading “RIP – Dr Flying Focks, the man who sent Theresa May to conga round The Congo”
The Catholic Church have incontrovertible proof that Donald Trump has been demonically possessed by the spirit of Malthus, an ancient chaos demon cast out by God to corrupt souls and wreak havoc.
Vatican investigators identified possession when Donald Trump significantly failed to grasp reality and tried to bend the world to his own understanding, spoke in tongues and displayed an insatiable and depraved lust, this combined with the impending nuclear Armageddon confirmed his demonic possession. Continue reading “Catholic Church’s secret plan to Exorcise Donald Trump”