A prestigious car manufacturer, has been forced to issue pre-sale agreements, following embarrassment, when a novice owner, gave way to an oncoming, ‘inferior’ vehicle.Look at me, i’ve got a big one
In a bid to increase efficiency, South London Mum decides to throw the entire Christmas food shop, straight into the bin, plies each of her children with a box of celebrations, then quietly quaffs gin in the kitchen.Mum’s go to the Offie
Uproar was caused at the A.N.Y office party, following an alleged assault to a middle-aged man’s dignity.
Events unfolded following the onslaught of a free bar and insubstantial canapes. Whilst Chumbawamba was in full swing on the dancefloor, Robin from accounts, dressed as Santa, offered to show Anna from H.R his grinding. Alarmingly, she retorted ‘Get lost Grandpa!’, causing widespread guffawing and a distinctive dent to his ego.hI-hO! hI-hO It’s off to work we go!
Tensions are mounting, between a politically disparate couple, in the wake of the general election result.
Contentions reached fever pitch, when Ian Napton surprised his wife Gillian, by redecorating their semi-detached house, entirely with Boris Blue festive decorations. Delighted with his handy work, Ian commented, ‘Boris is our man for sure. I consider myself thoroughly middle-class, especially as I’ve bought a four-wheel-drive on finance, wear Barbour wellies and jeer at homeless people.’What Ho! Look at me I’m alright Jack!
Pest control experts have been drafted into a Highgate primary school, following reports of a ‘virulent head lice infestation.’
Parents were forced to take these unusual measures after one couple ‘refused to massacre the innocent creatures’, who had ‘developed a proficient ecosystem’ on their daughter’s head.Every living thing is sacred!