A Highgate headteacher has horrified pushy parents, by threatening to withdraw the coveted school award system.
As the steady stream of parents regularly protesting increased, if their child failed to be nominated, Mr Targett felt he was ‘left with little choice.’ Continue reading “Pushy Parents angered after Headmaster cancels school award system”
Thundering through the recent political gridlock, the Brexit Party is set to put the Great in Britain again.
With it’s comprehensive selection of policies, though nobody actually knows what they are, the Brexit Party is almost certainly the voice of the disenfranchised. Continue reading “The Brexit Party – Making Britain Grate Again”
A man is suffering with mild concussion, having collapsed, when his wife admitted she was wrong.
Dazed, Ian Napton admitted that this startling turn of events, has left him in a state of shock. ‘This moment will go down in history. Rare as rocking horse shit. I’m struggling to process this momentous occasion.’ he said. Continue reading “Shock and amazement as a woman admits she may have been wrong”
Conservatives faced their biggest backlash yet, when a hat stand won by a landslide, in the Tandridge district local elections.
Demoralized Tandridge locals, used their ballot papers, to emphasise their seething mistrust in Tory tactics, by favouring an inanimate object, claiming it was at least ‘fit for purpose.’ Continue reading “Hat Stand wins seat on council in local election”
Landrovers converged en masse to London, to promote support for upper England’s bid to cull Chris Packham and his ‘tree-hugging’ traitors.
In response to Packham’s recent success in overturning hunting laws for ‘pest birds’, the ‘Tweed Troop’, felt compelled to rebalance their ‘rightful laws’ of exacting ‘God’s will, as the ‘countryside’s guardian.’
Continue reading “Packham, please pack up and pack off say country folk”
Wrangles at a Thames weir towpath, between a cyclist and a runner, caused widespread consternation and mass eyebrow raising, in middle class suburbia.
Reacting bitterly to the passive-aggressive rumpus, Ian Napton reported his abject horror, at a ‘perspiring runner type’ advancing towards him, ‘’On approaching the gate on my bicycle, I noticed a competitive, faux athletic female, pacing towards me. Immediately, I sensed an air of vulgarity about her.’’ Continue reading “Rumpus at Runnymede as lycra louts lash out”