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Lady Tamsyn Marie

Lady Tamsyn Marie elegant, charming and more vicious than Mary Poppins

Shock and amazement as a woman admits she may have been wrong

Man gets concussion after fainting when wife admits her error

A man is suffering with mild concussion, having collapsed, when his wife admitted she was wrong.

Dazed, Ian Napton admitted that this startling turn of events, has left him in a state of shock. ‘This moment will go down in history. Rare as rocking horse shit. I’m struggling to process this momentous occasion.’ he said. Continue reading “Shock and amazement as a woman admits she may have been wrong”

Packham, please pack up and pack off say country folk

Pack off Packham

Landrovers converged en masse to London, to promote support for upper England’s bid to cull Chris Packham and his ‘tree-hugging’ traitors.

In response to Packham’s recent success in overturning hunting laws for ‘pest birds’, the ‘Tweed Troop’, felt compelled to rebalance their ‘rightful laws’ of exacting ‘God’s will, as the ‘countryside’s guardian.’
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Rumpus at Runnymede as lycra louts lash out

Smug cyclist

Wrangles at a Thames weir towpath, between a cyclist and a runner, caused widespread consternation and mass eyebrow raising, in middle class suburbia.

Reacting bitterly to the passive-aggressive rumpus, Ian Napton reported his abject horror, at a ‘perspiring runner type’ advancing towards him, ‘’On approaching the gate on my bicycle, I noticed a competitive, faux athletic female, pacing towards me. Immediately, I sensed an air of vulgarity about her.’’ Continue reading “Rumpus at Runnymede as lycra louts lash out”

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