“Well, Jimmy! I did fuck all, absolutely diddly squat. I sat on my arse and watched box sets on the telly. In those days you had box sets for everything, you could get shows from all over the world.”Turns out when it comes doing sod all i am naturally talented
The Government’s daily Corona Virus update has asked people to be particularly vigilant in ensuring that teenage boys are not left isolated.
As more and more families use home confinement, the plight of teenage boys is of concern.fOR gOD’S SAKE LAD, WASH YOUR HANDS!
House burglar, Ian ‘Swiper’ Napton, has applied for State Benefits, as he is unable to work.
Following the Government’s Corona Virus response, many people are home working. Mr ‘Swipers’ is more of a ‘work from your home’ specialist, and this trend is negatively impacting his earning potential. Higher than usual rates of occupancy means it’s almost impossible for him to break in and ‘steal shit’.I can’t go on the rob with everyone sitting at home watching Netflix, can I?
Millions of Brits are secretly relieved that the outbreak of the Corona Virus means they can stop hugging people they barely know.
For the last twenty years the British people have been sharing a series of ever more complex bear hugs. This unnatural invasion of personal space has left millions of people feeling, dirty, confused and exceedingly uncomfortable.Just a simple doff of the cap is all you need