On Saturday Donald Trump held a rally for the The Silent Majority, the Choir Invisibule, and Absent Friends. The event at the BOK Center in Tulsa was massively oversubscribed, drawing a host of millions.Many of you have travelled more than 24 hours to be here
The Government are concerned about the increasing number of exploding Daily Mail readers. So far, 42 people have spontaneously combusted.
The first fatality was Ian Napton, who blew up while tucking into his Full English.If they were more like us there wouldn’t be all this trouble
Experts confirm that the internet cannot be broken by a packet of plastic stick-on hooks, not matter how good the VFM.
Toshitone Industries make the spectacular claim on Facebook. They say that the internet is going so wild for yellow plastic hooks that you can stick on to a flat surface with double-sided sticky tape, that it is broken!Toshitone INdustries for all your hanging needs
Users of a social media app that appraises their answers to quizzes and questions, and then gives them assessments of their character, personality and other personal traits, have been stunned and horrified it’s started to reveal the truth about them.Big Brother and all his mates are watching you
Determined to finish The Premier League season, the EPL will ensure all matches are completed by making teams play Subbuteo. This means they will not have to refund any money to TV Broadcasters, sponsors and various dodgy businessmen.Not a stich up and no money changed hands say EPL