Britain’s pension timebomb is in the news again. With the nation largely underprovided for in terms of retirement provision, and with an increasing older population, the government has decided to take advantage of the unplanned Coronavirus to kill the elderly off.Think of the saving in pension payments!
House burglar, Ian ‘Swiper’ Napton, has applied for State Benefits, as he is unable to work.
Following the Government’s Corona Virus response, many people are home working. Mr ‘Swipers’ is more of a ‘work from your home’ specialist, and this trend is negatively impacting his earning potential. Higher than usual rates of occupancy means it’s almost impossible for him to break in and ‘steal shit’.I can’t go on the rob with everyone sitting at home watching Netflix, can I?
Officials at the club took the decision came following their game against RB Leipzig, which ended in a humiliating 0-3 defeat, and exit from The Champions League.
The club said that following recent results, and the managers style of play, it was only fair to protect the fans from having to watch the team.It was the kindest thing we could do
With the country starting to run out of toilet paper, Swedish wunderkind Greta Thunberg is urging people to recycle used paper.
“You are destroying the planet with your arsewiping” she claimed.You’re destroying my future with your arsewiping
Millennial hipster, Skye Nation, was being comforted by friends after undergoing a traumatic coffee buying experience in the multi-national drinks chain, Café Costabucks.
Trouble started when his favourite trendy bespoke coffee shop was closed, due to a ‘pop-up muffin’ day. Skye was unable to attend due to his gluten sensitivity.Hipsters, Really?