It’s gala awards season, and last night the award winning Flowry Hotel played host to the Pointless Awards Award Ceremony.
These awards recognise those who work so tirelessly, to come up with completely meaning-less awards, simply so advertisers can label companies, businesses and products as Award Winning. Continue reading “The Pointless Awards Ceremony – Valuing the valueless”
Ian Napton, parcel delivery driver, called so often at one house that he’s now been invited to join the family for Xmas dinner.
“I was really flattered to be asked. Most of the time I catch people in the bath, on the toilet or I leave parcels with the neighbours just to annoy them, but something really clicked with the Jackson family.” Continue reading “A parcel delivery driver visits the Jackson’s house so often he’s now coming for Xmas dinner”
Professor of Advanced Mathematics at Oxford University, Sir Ian Napton, believes he has discovered a completely new number.
Sir Ian’s deep fascination for all things numerical includes his financial details. He recorded his account balances, monies spent and the amount remaining. Although the initial balance and spending figures were correct, the final balance never matched the money on account. Continue reading “Maths genius discovers a new number when trying to work out how much money he spent at Xmas”
The oldest firm of British stockbrokers, Plummety Plum and Sons, has closed its doors for the final time.
Never having been willing to allow new-fangled computers to ruin their business, the firm saved a fortune on IT support, but concluded that modern young bucks didn’t want to do business via an actual telephone call or through the post any longer. Continue reading “The oldest firm of British stockbrokers, Plummety Plum and Sons, has closed its doors for the final time”
Following the recent announcement that the National Rifle Association (NRA) has run into financial difficulty, it has decided to really see if God is on their side.
As funding has dried up, The NRA, is urging its members to pray really, really hard for a financial, Xmas, miracle. Continue reading “NRA resort to Thoughts & Prayers to save them from financial ruin”
Technology cult Apple has released this year’s must have Xmas gift, the latest version of its iSock, the Bluetooth-enabled limb lifestyle enabler that really does make you a better person than everyone else. Continue reading “Just in time for Xmas Apple unveils this year’s must have Xmas gift, the eagerly anticipated iSock X”