A Fantasy theme park is being investigated by RSPCA and Trading Standards officials amid allegations that a rhinoceros was passed off as a unicorn. The theme park cannot be named for legal reasons, but the Chimp has obtained an exclusive interview with Mr Nye Aive who visited the park with his kids earlier in the week.There is a unicorn that needs to go on a diet!
As a result of the pandemic, Ryan Air is reorganising its operation and bringing their low-cost travel model to the passenger ferry market. Ryan Ferry.
“With the drop off in demand for air travel, we see new opportunities in the cross-channel ferry market. Demand for transport to the UK, has risen dramatically in recent weeks.”Room for one more int he back of the boat
Satan has called in management consultants after external auditors failed to find any evidence of fraud in Hell’s annual accounts.If Amazon don’t pay tax, why should I? Asks Satan
Following a humiliating defeat to the 7-year-old Tic-Tac-Toe wunderkind, Billy-Bob Napton, The President reacted badly.I get extra points for being so good, says El Presidente