Only days into social lock-down, one ‘troubled’ spouse candidly vowed, ‘to buy any bloody golf holiday’, of her husband’s choosing, once Covid-19 had abated.He just sits there, watching old episodes of Grandstand and polishing his niblick
Following Boris Johnson’s positive test, Mark Francois is to be the next Prime Minister
Downing Street sources quickly identified the touchy-feely Boris Johnson as the super-spreader. Consequently, everyone he has had contact with has been isolated, including all cabinet ministers. Now, the search for a new leader is on.I always new my time would come, I’m ready to serve my country, where is my potato-peeler?
Further evidence that adherence to the UK Covid-19 lockdown could become compromised has come mainly via social media outlets Facebook and Instagram.Diddly Dum, Diddly Dee, I’ve not got Coveed-19
Self proclaimed super villain Perkin De’Ath was arrested after a dawn raid by anti terrorist officers, Special Branch and scientists from the chemical and biological research facility at Porton Down.Don’t scratch it you will only make it worse!
Mr and Mrs Napton, happily married for nigh on 30 years are to divorce. Matters came to a head, when quarantine rules confined them both to the house, for a couple of days.I’m going to ‘kin kill you, you bastard!