Monkey Life

Telling stories about everyday monkey life

Staycation? You’ve got to be kidding

Middle class families have laughed in the face of the UK tourist industry’s suggestion of taking ‘staycations’ when the travel restrictions are relaxed.

Beleaguered holiday businesses can expect little support from the middle class as they still intend to jet off to ‘sunnier climes’ as soon as they’re allowed.

Intelligence Test for travellers
Bring on the signorinas
Ducks beards garcon, toot sweet!

Accidental community hero honoured by his neighbours

A community is honouring an accidental hero, for his valiant efforts, to support his neighbours during social distancing.

With his heralded golf club closed for the foreseeable, Ian Napton like many, was faced with a daunting void in his social calendar. With this in mind, his quick thinking wife Gillian suggested, that they ‘embark on studying and practising daily tantric sex.

Its shut, what do i do now?
It was nothing, what else are you going to do whilst the golf club is closed?