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Christian parents can’t resist pissing on everyone else’s parade

After a North London school thought it would be nice idea to have a parade that celebrated everyone, by allowing the children to get up and say what makes them proud of themselves, their family and their friends some Christians decided to get offended on God’s behalf.

Once again Christians decided to share their joy, happiness and the teachings of Christ by pissing on everyone else’s fun. Continue reading “Christian parents can’t resist pissing on everyone else’s parade”

The Churches Controversial Atheist Conversion Therapy isn’t working on politicians, sceptics and thinkers

The Church of England braced itself for condemnation today as senior figures admitted that atheists and other clear-thinking people have been offered the controversial behavioural conditioning treatment known as “Atheist Conversion Therapy”.

An off-shoot of the Churches controversial “God Hates Gays” mental reprogramming course, it has attracted condemnation as it seeks to undermine rational, evidential based thinking. Continue reading “The Churches Controversial Atheist Conversion Therapy isn’t working on politicians, sceptics and thinkers”

Sir Graham Brady has received more than 48 letters saying they no longer have confidence in Jeremy Corbyn

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House of Commons
Sir Archibald Tarquin
House of Commons Wine Bar
London
SW1A 0AA
To: Sir Graham Brady MP
Chair 1922 Committee
House of Commons
London
SW1A 0AA

 

Dear Sir Graham,

I find myself compelled to write you to express my complete lack of confidence in Jeremy Corbyn.
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