Scandal has erupted in a contemporary London office, with the introduction of gender neutral toilets.
‘Unseemly’ male bathroom antics, have been witnessed by female colleagues, who claim that ‘sacred informal etiquette has been broken.’
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The Government, has announced that it can never be replaced. Propped up by The DUP, The Conservative Party will have an indefinite crack at running the country.
Ian Napton, a Tory spokesman, speaking from Central Office, said, “Voting again at a future General Election would be undemocratic and destroy the country’s faith in politics. The people voted at a General Election in 2017 for these Members of Parliament and to do anything to try to change that would be to go against the will of the people. They’d never forgive us.”
This year’s ‘I have a banner’ day was declared a huge success, as over a million banner and placard enthusiasts took to the streets of London to show off their work.
Following on from the recent commemorative days, such as; ‘Take your frog to work day’, the ‘International Day of Happy Slapping’ and ‘Tickle a Donut Day’, March 23rd was designated ‘I have a banner’ Day.
After tagging his own name, a graffiti artist has got away with his crime after Police admitted they were powerless to act, under GDPR.
Under GDPR anyone whose information is held by third party has to give explicit consent for their data to be used. However, without the explicit consent of the artist, police are unable to act on this information.