In social media and everyday life it can be difficult to pin down the modern meanings and usages of words, phrases and acronyms. Fed up with the inclusion of foreign words into English, The Gammon Publishing Company decided to offer its own Dictionary, ‘The Gammonary – Making English Great Again’.
Send any contributions or suggested amendments to email@example.com or via our FB Page The Chatty Chimp or via on Twitter. Continue reading “The Gammonary – Ye Olde English Dictionary of worde, phrase und fable”
In a surprising move, the renowned author, George Orwell, has come back from the dead to publish his hastily written sequel to 1984. Continue reading “George Orwell’s back from the dead with his 1984 sequel, 2019 – It’s Doubleplus Ungood”
The sort of people who regularly drone on about America’s failure to control gun ownership after a mass shooting have been suspiciously quiet after the latest incident, this time in California.
Twelve people were shot dead by a man with a history of mental health issues in a venue where country music was playing. Continue reading “Snowflakes take the week off after Country Music fans are the victims of this week’s mass shooting”
Fake News from France. President Trump missed the ceremony to commemorate the end of the First World War. After receiving much criticism on his beloved twitter, he went to great lengths to justify his reasons.
1. My team promised me showers, and I’d naturally assumed they were golden, which was why I’d agreed to the trip in the first place. I was very disappointed to discover Angela M was not going to be doing that German thing after all. Continue reading “Donald Trump reveals why he missed the celebration party to mark the end of the big bang-bang thingy”
A Middle-Aged, White, Working-Class, Atheist has managed to navigate his way through a large, ethnically diverse, capital city without succumbing to murdering people he didn’t like. Continue reading “Middle Aged White Atheist manages to get through a whole day without killing anyone or being a racist, misogynistic or homophobic di*k”
Right-thinking members of the NRA are tonight sending their thoughts and prayers to the victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (insert location)
Billy Bob Williams, on behalf of the NRA, immediately held a mentally ill person who would’ve done it anyway, responsible. And he was probably a Muslim, wasn’t he? Continue reading “The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting in (insert location)”