Following the campaign to make Big Ben ring on Brexit Day, the Hunchback of Notre Dame has been brought in to bang the clapper.Bing, Bang, Bong went Big Ben
Prince Andrew’s personal protection squad has been withdrawn after terrorists claim he’s too toxic to bother with.
The Security Services provides personal protection when members of the Royal Household are considered ‘at risk’ from terrorist groups, or unstable members of the public. If an attack emanates from within the Royal Family they are, traditionally, left to their own devices.Why does nobody love me anymore?
Still-UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been inundated with applications following his latest call for “Weirdos” to join his Government, seemingly not content with those already employed.I know I said WEIRDO BUT jESUS h cHRIST….
In answer to the question: This Xmas, what do you get the man who has everything? The answer is, the county of Hampshire.
As his family sat around the dinner table, wondering what to get the Pater Familias for this Yuletide season, one of the younger members suggested giving him a county.It’s just what one always wanted