A no-effort spared investigation can reveal that the former Justice Minister, Chris Grayling, is The Secret Barrister.
The Secret Barrister
Human potato and walking metaphor for everything wrong with Britain today, Boris Johnson (soon to be known exclusively as BJ as part of a jazzy rebrand), has criticised the decision to remove a statue in Oxford dedicated to all-round top geezer Cecil “we are the first race in the world” Rhodes.Don’t worry, it will be all white in the morning
Education Secretary and human by pure technicality, Gavin Williamson, has today announced that his latest side project, attempting to organise a piss-up in a brewery, has been shelved indefinitely after a series of high-profile clangers resulted in multiple deaths.I only wanted the chaps to have a nice time!
On Saturday Donald Trump held a rally for the The Silent Majority, the Choir Invisibule, and Absent Friends. The event at the BOK Center in Tulsa was massively oversubscribed, drawing a host of millions.Many of you have travelled more than 24 hours to be here
A football-style transfer market has been suggested for politicians, some of whom are looking nervously over their shoulders.
The well-known cock-up artist and habitual liar, Boris Johnson, Prime Minister of Great Britain, leads the free transfer market, as no other country, not even America, is willing to take him off Britain’s hands.Do i hear £20 and lick of my lolly for Boris?