Master Boris Johnson Jr has been summoned to the headmaster’s study to explain his behaviour at Assembly. A video has been circulated on the school’s Twhats Up group showing a group of children laughing, joking and making fun of the headmaster’s intelligence, behaviour and morals.He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy
“Signore e signori, my little boy Pinocchio has gone missing and we’re very worried. Every time he goes out on his own he gets into trouble.”It gets bigger every time he lies, what did you expect him to do with it?
As Nigel Farage sees his glittering career finally come to end with a Knighthood and his dearly beloved Brexit, he has decided to release his autobiography.i AM SIMPLY DELIGHTED WITH THE WAY THINGS HAVE TURNED OUT
After his recent and very banal interview, when BoJo expressed an apparent love affair with Marmite, the much awaited resultant referendum has taken place. The results have caused serious ructions within the Tory establishment.You love it, now you have to love, wether you want to or not
Famous detectives from all around the world have been employed to investigate whether any British Government has ever kept the promises it made in the run-up to a general election.It’s elementary my dear Watson, they’re bunch of lying bastards