Can I just say how delighted I am by this result. With there only being one party in Scotland it was a real honour for us to finish second. Nothing characterises being Scottish more than losing, especially when winning seemed the easier option.Scotland, the playground for the English Middle-Classes
Now over to Jo Swinson on this historic night for the Lib Dems
“I just want to say that I am overwhelmed by this result, few would have believed that after so much promise we could achieve…. this.”Just for a moment we were relevant
Well, what ho! Hey! What what! no one expected that.
Absolutely brilliant, what a night. Best night of action I’ve had since I stayed at Jennifer’s. Brilliant. Yes, ho-hum, well, we nearly won, we almost made it. Now some words. Yes.Well, that was fun, let’s do it agaiin!
“Well, what a night for the Brexit Party. A party which didn’t even exist two years ago and won’t exist any more in a few weeks’ time.
This is the greatest of victories. We may have no seats but we’ve polled nearly three million votes across the country and we’ve had a couple of almost seconds, several fourths and an honourable mention in Rochester. Clearly we are in tune with the British people.I can hear her Maj saying ‘Arise Sir Nigel De Kent’
Master Boris Johnson Jr has been summoned to the headmaster’s study to explain his behaviour at Assembly. A video has been circulated on the school’s Twhats Up group showing a group of children laughing, joking and making fun of the headmaster’s intelligence, behaviour and morals.He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy