Inspired by the Premier League Footballers who have rallied round to help those who have been impacted by the Corona Virus Lockdown, a consortium of city traders, wealthy businessmen and aristocrats have joined together to do the same.Having benefited so well from society it was the least we could do!
President Trump’s latest Twatter post celebrates Boris Johnson’s miraculous recovery and takes the credit for healing the Prime Minister.I fixed it for Boris, says Donald
Over the last few weeks, from their doorsteps, the nation’s army of clappers have worked themselves to the point of exhaustion.CLAP LIKE A COKED-UP bONOBO
With the lockdown in full operation, air pollution levels continue to fall. This has delivered an unexpected bonus, people can now see things that are usually obscured by the haze. For Example, it’s now possible to see The Eiffel Tower, Paris, from the roof-top terrace at The Shard, London.Mais oui, but we cannot see The Shard as we are looking North
After confirmation from The Prime Minister that Brexit continues, the Government are reintroducing imperial measurements, starting with The British Yardstick.
Following on from countless breaches of the social distancing regulations, The Health Secretary, Matt Hancock, plans to issue all British Bobbies with a yardstick. This means The Police can ensure everyone stays at least 2 1/5th yards away from each other.pLEASE STAND BACK 2 1/5TH yARDS