The production has a working title of “Tragedy on Thin Ice” and starts Priti Patel as Flo, a Princess whose heart has been frozen by an ancient sorcerer called Quill, played by Jacob Rees-Mogg. The detail of the plot is classified as top secret, accordingly, the script has already been accidentally published on-line by an intern updating the COVID-19 weekly statistics.Skating on thin ice, starring a cast
The Department of Education believes it has discovered the cause of the exam fiasco. Following a thorough and robust five minute enquiry, the tea lady, Gillian Napton (58), was held responsible.If only I hadn’t mixed up the Earl Grey and the Twinnings
Anthropologists have been called in by Black Rod after the discovery of an isolated tribe of SpAds (Special Advisers) living in the Palace of Westminster. The discovery happened accidentally after builders discovered a previously unknown complex of rooms in the basement of the building.They have evolved their own brand of Gibberish
“They are just a bunch a pussies, and the title is ripe for the taking.” Said Priti.
Ms Patel will be fighting under the name Paticake, and she has promised her fans that she will send her opponents ‘back where they came from’.Do you want some? Do you?