Following the campaign to make Big Ben ring on Brexit Day, the Hunchback of Notre Dame has been brought in to bang the clapper.Bing, Bang, Bong went Big Ben
Still-UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been inundated with applications following his latest call for “Weirdos” to join his Government, seemingly not content with those already employed.I know I said WEIRDO BUT jESUS h cHRIST….
Can I just say how delighted I am by this result. With there only being one party in Scotland it was a real honour for us to finish second. Nothing characterises being Scottish more than losing, especially when winning seemed the easier option.Scotland, the playground for the English Middle-Classes
Now over to Jo Swinson on this historic night for the Lib Dems
“I just want to say that I am overwhelmed by this result, few would have believed that after so much promise we could achieve…. this.”Just for a moment we were relevant
Well, what ho! Hey! What what! no one expected that.
Absolutely brilliant, what a night. Best night of action I’ve had since I stayed at Jennifer’s. Brilliant. Yes, ho-hum, well, we nearly won, we almost made it. Now some words. Yes.Well, that was fun, let’s do it agaiin!