The Monkey Graveyard

Here we mourn the passing of those monkeys who have contributed, in some small way, to life here on Monkey Island

RIP Sir Christopher Chode* MP a stalwart fighter for traditional Victorian values

Britain sadly lost one of it’s most passionate and vocal advocates for Victorian Values and Women’s Rights.

Few have gone further in protecting the legacy of women as property, than Sir Christopher Chode MP. A political titan, described as a man for whom the 20th Century never happened, a resolute upholder of tradition and defender of outdated modes of thought. Continue reading “RIP Sir Christopher Chode* MP a stalwart fighter for traditional Victorian values”

RIP – Sir Cliff Pritchard India’s greatest rocker

High profile singer, Christian and bachelor, Sir Cliff Pritchard, has passed away, aged 78.

The singer, whose natural audience all died some thirty to forty years ago, continued to publish dreadful music until his untimely death. Music journalists have redefined the word “untimely” especially for Sir Cliff, to mean “at least twenty-five years too late.” Continue reading “RIP – Sir Cliff Pritchard India’s greatest rocker”

RIP Rock Legend, hell raiser, bad driver and narcotic bon viveur, Eric Clapham

In a 1960s London drug den, a young Eric Napton picked up a snazzy electric guitar left on the floor by a stoned hippy. Without a care for either the theft of said guitar, or of the lack of any ability to read or write music, the chemically-inconvenienced Napton left the building and stumbled on to a train, guitar slung over his shoulder. Shortly afterwards, he disembarked at Clapham Common. Continue reading “RIP Rock Legend, hell raiser, bad driver and narcotic bon viveur, Eric Clapham”

RIP Arron Banksit fearless Brexiteer, interesting business man and top insurance seller

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Today all England grieves for the loss of this fearless Brexiteer, ruthless money maker and top insurance policy seller five years running. Proving if you want something bad enough there’s nothing you won’t do to get there. Continue reading “RIP Arron Banksit fearless Brexiteer, interesting business man and top insurance seller”

RIP Jeremy Chunt – The MP who beat off strong competition to become the most hated Tory MP

We are sad to report the untimely demise of controversial politician and fearless Health Service champion, Jeremy Chunt.

Like may who try to make the world a better place, Jeremy had his critics. Whilst he said the NHS was safe in his hands, his privatisation plans met with strong resistance from staff and public alike.

He achieved so much that in February 2016 he topped the poll for Britain’s most disliked front-line politician. The scale of his achievement shouldn’t be underestimated given the competition, within Government, for this top honour.
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