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Aaron Ramsey set for a big money transfer to a top European subs bench

Following the news that his Arsenal contract would not be renewed, Arsenal’s Welsh midfielder Aaron Ramsey looks set for a move away from the Emirates. Though he was initially linked with the likes of Liverpool and Manchester United, it seems that Ramsey might be set to follow in the footsteps of a number of great British exports. Continue reading “Aaron Ramsey set for a big money transfer to a top European subs bench”

Gary Neville finally admits Spurs might have gotten a bit better

After his claim on Monday night that Spurs have ceased to be quite the weak, spineless, cowardly, pathetic, gutless, submissive, pusillanimous, yellow-bellied, irresolute, chicken-hearted side they have been for “the last 30 years”, Gary Neville has gone on to make another shocking admission that strikes at the heart of everything we have thought to be true; things change over time. Continue reading “Gary Neville finally admits Spurs might have gotten a bit better”

Newcastle and Watford stake their claim to be included in any break away Super-League

Following claims that the big clubs in England are considering joining the likes of Real Madrid, Barcelona, Bayern Munich, FC Midtjylland and Metallist Kharkiv in forming a break-away Super League, the onus has been on smaller Premier League clubs to prove they are able to make up for the kind of excitement promised by regular meetings between the likes of PSG, Borussia Dortmund and SC Freiburg. Continue reading “Newcastle and Watford stake their claim to be included in any break away Super-League”

Proposed EURO Super League gets fans approval as they realise no-one wants to watch Southampton anyway

With the news this week that top European clubs were planning to form a breakaway 16-team European ‘super-league’ in 2021, there has been an outpouring of excitement and joy from football fans across the globe. We caught up with a few to gather their thoughts. Continue reading “Proposed EURO Super League gets fans approval as they realise no-one wants to watch Southampton anyway”

Hibs boss, Neil Lennon, coining it in after friendly local derby

Hibs manager, Neil Lennon, was left stunned, and almost lost for words, this week when he was struck by a coin at the end of a ‘feisty’ Edinburgh derby (which saw two officials also struck by ‘missiles’ – though not apparently of the ground-to-air variety – and Hearts’ keeper receiving a well-intentioned punch in the face). Continue reading “Hibs boss, Neil Lennon, coining it in after friendly local derby”

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