The Leader of the free world, and President of the United States of America has made much of his Scottish Ancestry. However recent comments have cast doubt as to whether or not the Orange haired wunderkind is really Scottish.
Donald McTrump, speaking about various funding arrangements involving his lawyer and the odd sex worker suggest he may not be as tight fisted as a Scot. Continue reading “Is Donald McTrump really Scottish?”
Following the complete success of his first ‘bigly’ wall, Trump Builders Inc (Walls) are looking at European expansion.
Sarah Wannabee, WH spokesperson, explained, “Donald has been practising in his bedroom with his Lego set, and he’s really getting good at walls. Using his crayons, he’s identified several opportunities for new walls; North Africa, Ireland, Scotland, Germany, and China could all benefit from having “another prick in the wall”. Continue reading “Trump wants to build more terrific walls”
White House spokesperson, Sarah Wannabe-Elsewhere, announced the cancellation of Donald Trump’s State Visit to Ireland. The reason for the cancellation was not clear, leading to speculation it was to avoid further embarrassment to America by their President. Continue reading “Tart with a Cart, Molly Malone, accuses Trump of cancelling his trip to Ireland to avoid taking responsibility for their illegitimate son, Ed Sheeran”
Once again Donald Trump has become embroiled in another sensational storm, this time with the mysterious Florence. He took to twitter, to publicly announce “Florence was coming” and apparently she was “coming like a hurricane”. Continue reading “Has Trump been at it again? He posts tweet proudly announcing “Florence is Coming””
At their recent summit Kim Jong Un took on Donald Trump in the century’s greatest ever golf match. In this battle, between two egotistical tyrants, one fluffed drive could result in a nuclear strike. World peace was at stake, and death stalked the practice ground. Continue reading “The Golf Game of the Century – What really happened when Kim Jong Un took on Donald Trump”
The Catholic Church have incontrovertible proof that Donald Trump has been demonically possessed by the spirit of Malthus, an ancient chaos demon cast out by God to corrupt souls and wreak havoc.
Vatican investigators identified possession when Donald Trump significantly failed to grasp reality and tried to bend the world to his own understanding, spoke in tongues and displayed an insatiable and depraved lust, this combined with the impending nuclear Armageddon confirmed his demonic possession. Continue reading “Catholic Church’s secret plan to Exorcise Donald Trump”