Richard Corke took a sabbatical from work, so he could ‘find himself’. Whilst he was happy with the result, it turns out everyone else was less than impressed.Continue reading “Middle-aged man goes to 'find himself' and discovers he's some kind of 'c**t'”
Following the success of her Lady Garden scented candle, Gwyneth Paltrow has announced a partnership with Greggs the Bakers to produce a range of fragrant muffins.
The muffins will release a scent based on Ms Paltrow’s unique biology and are described as having a fresh, yeasty flavour.Nom, Nom, Nom I love the taste of muff
Same-sex marriage is now legal in Northern Ireland and DUP member and church leader, the Rev Ian Napton, is absolutely outraged to find out that having a same-sex relationship is not compulsory.More cock darling? Don’t mind if I do
Ian Napton, a perfectly healthy man, in his early thirties, insists that as he is suffering from a slight cold he’s on the verge of death.
“It was horrible, I felt a bit of a sniffle and had a couple of sneezes and that was it, I was done in. Of course I immediately took to my bed, armed with nothing more than a couple of good books, my mobile, the laptop, the TV Remote and a Classic Car magazine. There was no telling how long I was going to be off my feet, I thought I was going to die.”Help, I’m dying, bring soup…