“Well, Jimmy! I did fuck all, absolutely diddly squat. I sat on my arse and watched box sets on the telly. In those days you had box sets for everything, you could get shows from all over the world.”Turns out when it comes doing sod all i am naturally talented
Middle class families have laughed in the face of the UK tourist industry’s suggestion of taking ‘staycations’ when the travel restrictions are relaxed.
Beleaguered holiday businesses can expect little support from the middle class as they still intend to jet off to ‘sunnier climes’ as soon as they’re allowed.Ducks beards garcon, toot sweet!
A community is honouring an accidental hero, for his valiant efforts, to support his neighbours during social distancing.
With his heralded golf club closed for the foreseeable, Ian Napton like many, was faced with a daunting void in his social calendar. With this in mind, his quick thinking wife Gillian suggested, that they ‘embark on studying and practising daily tantric sex.’It was nothing, what else are you going to do whilst the golf club is closed?
The signer for the deaf at Boris Johnson’s coronavirus update press conference was accused of using sign language of an inappropriate kind today.Would you mind repeating that!