Printers Playhouse hosted a poignant new comedy play about growing old last week. A sweet delight, All Change told the heart-warming story of elderly Ivor and his long suffering daughter Lily, whilst the audience munched on cupcakes raising funds for the Alzheimers Society Cupcake Day.
All Change is based on close family experience and ‘Ivor’ ran the Brighton Marathon recently, complete with his tea-cosy on his head, a combination of sponsorship and selling cupcakes raising over £600 for the Alzheimers Society.
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MP and Toy Soldier Mark Francois has been publicly outed as
a secret Ninja. Mark’s alter ego was revealed when he publicly announced that
he had signed a death warrant on an Anti-Brexit campaigner.
It’s long been supposed that Mark was no stranger to silently
delivering death, having previously admitted peeling potatoes on a Territorial Army
camping trip to Wiltshire. What surprised onlookers was that he was so versed
in the most covert and feared of the martial arts.
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Millennial hipster, Skye Nation, was being comforted by
friends after undergoing a traumatic coffee buying experience in the multi-national
drinks chain, Café Costabucks.
Trouble started when his favourite trendy bespoke coffee
shop was closed, due to a ‘pop-up muffin’ day. Skye was unable to attend due to
his gluten sensitivity.
In a revelation that is set to rock the world of sciencing the
Daily Mail Online’s (DMO) investigative researchers examined over 100,000
images of scantily clad women before announcing the outstanding discovery that
women have breasts.
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A Hampshire couple are having their sanity tested to destruction by a newly arrived Hungarian rescue dog.
Peter and Mary Davies, from Fareham, adopted a two year old Labrador cross last week. “He’s an utter nutter, a total mentalist,” Peter told us. “He destroyed all the beds and toys which belonged to our previous dog within half an hour of arriving, and Mary can’t get off the settee without him trying to hump her. He barks at everything and has taken a special dislike to Gary on Coronation Street. I don’t know if we’ll be able to get the carpets clean again.”
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One of our aims is to give new writers a platform to have their work published. To urge funny people to put finger to keyboard, in 250 words or less, and tell us something we hadn’t thought of. Continue reading “Do you have an affinity with the written word? A liking for a joke? Fancy seeing your work published? Then, come and join an infinite number of monkeys working on their Hamlet scripts”