Parliament’s Saturday session contravenes the EU Working Time Directive

Parliament’s Saturday Session has been cancelled as it contravenes the EU Working Time Directive.

Boris Johnson’ Saturday session of the House of Commons has been cancelled. Consequently, The Speaker confirmed that the proposed session would put MPs in breach of the EU Working Time Directive, so couldn’t go ahead.

Fancy having a go at writing

Fancy having a go at writing something for The Chatty Chimp?

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Our platform is open to both new and experienced writers. It is there to urge funny people to put fingers to keyboard and in 250 words or less, tell us something we hadn’t thought of.

Homeless Man

Homeless Southend man forced to eat in Starbucks

A homeless man was made to eat in Southend branch of Starbucks after a well-wisher forced food on him.

Ian Napton was sitting quietly outside his local Starbucks, cap on the floor and a small dog at his side when a well-meaning member of the public stopped for a chat. After a few moments, the Good Samaritan offered to buy Ian some food.