Womble numbers are rapidly increasing after the cancellation of the Wimbledon Tennis Tournament reduced the demand for tennis balls.
The covering of traditional tennis balls is made from the scrotums of prepubescent wombles. Reduced demand for tennis balls has resulted in more male wombles reaching breeding age “intact” and therefore… more wombles.
New Balls Please
Kick About United’s star striker, Pat Mistit admits that he tries really hard. “My mum always told me that God loves a trier, and I try to follow that advice by giving 110%. I work hard for the team, I run further than anyone! I run up, down, sideways and backwards, I’m very good at running.”
but they still won the league!
After being held back for 62 years, Donald Trump graduates to 3rd Grade, with distinction. His teachers claim few students have done so well at recognising simple things; People, Women, Men, Camera and TV. In fact Donnie Wonnie was so good at it, they gave him extra marks.
Person, Woman, Man, CAMERA, tv
God has booted Huawei out of the Voice of God network.
The Voice of God network is out of date and in need of an upgrade. In the relentless battle for likes, clicks and followers, billions of people are using the social media “Pray For …” channels and the system can’t cope. This means Heaven needs to upgrade to Big G.
It was a very tempting offer, says God