There is some doubt about The Foreign Secretary’s qualification for such an important Cabinet position. Originally awarded a passing grade in Geography, his confusion over Wales position in the UK, and the strategic importance of Dover in Anglo-European trade has called this grading into question.Travelling from the UK to Wales
People are asked to stay at least 2 meters away from the Daily Mail and their readers.
The Government has urged people to stay alert. As the lockdown is lifted, the chances of accidental contact with The Daily Mail increase to dangerous levels.Stay Alert, Stay Away from The Daily Mail
Growing pressure for an inquiry into their handling of the Covid-19 pandemic has been rejected by the UK government. A spokesperson from No. 10 stated there was no point because they had been brilliant so far.We did everything we could, when should have, even though we didn’t know what we were doing!
An emergency carpenter, has been sent to number ten, to rescue Bojocchio from a ‘somewhat embarrassing’ predicament.
Following his broadcast to the nation, Bojocchio’s nose grew ‘exponentially’, trapping him in his office.But I am a real boy…
The Bavard Bar has been described as Ted Talks for ordinary people. A selection of speakers, talk about their passions, all brilliantly hosted by the irrepressibly cheerful Tim Crook.
For the duration of ‘the difficulty’ Tim has moved The Bavard Bar online.
Each week he hosts a caption competition, for which The Chatty Chimp supplies an image. This was last week’s picture.Can you do better?