Amused Moose is proud to showcase two of their Award Winners, in one evening. Appearing on Monday 21st of October, 2019 are the fantastic Liam Withnail and the incredibly talented Archie Henderson.
ERG announce they have finally finished their study into Europe
The European Research Group has announced the completion of their 3-year, £250,000 Government funded, study into Europe, all of it.
Project Leader and Chief Scientist, Professor Jacob Rees-Mogg, was suitably delighted at the successful completion of his academic paper. “We are delighted to reveal that after a series of studies, experiments and visits we can confirm that Europe is exactly what we thought it was in the first place. It’s full of Johnnie Foreigners.”
The Nobel Prize for Sciencing goes to Gwyneth Paltrow for Gloop
The world of science and academia was stunned when the Nobel Prize for sciencing was awarded to Gwyneth Paltrow and her company, Gloop. The prize was awarded for their improvements to the scientific process, by making stuff up and not testing it to see if it works.
Many in sciencing thought the prize would go to someone who actually practised scientific methodology, contributed to the greater good, and added to humanity’s body of knowledge.
Line of Duty returns for 6th series with even more acronyms
LoD creator Jed Mercurio has confirmed that the series will return for a 6th series, and it will be chock full of bright new acronyms and abbreviations.
“The thing is coming up with all those acronyms series after series is the really hard part. If we put in enough random letters, everyone just sits there trying to work them out and fails to notice we just repeated the first season again and again.”