A handy template for Boris Johnson’s next Public Apology

An apology from Boris

Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening , I deeply regret that it’s necessary for me to make a public apology. 

Regretfully, I have to announce that someone has discovered I’ve been a naughty boy.

On this occasion I’d like to offer a full, an insincere apology, to my wife/my constituents/ the British People/The House of Commoners/  my wife again/my employer/my friends/my friends spouses/the wife’s friends husbands and finally my wife. Continue reading “A handy template for Boris Johnson’s next Public Apology”

Jean-Claude, it’s not Theresa again, is it?

Jehovah's Witness at the EU door
It’s ok Michael, its only a Jehovah’s Witness. Come in, for a terrible moment we thought it was Theresa

The Origins of the Jean Claude cartoon

The idea for this cartoon came from Theresa May, repeatedly flying off to meet the EU in the hope of a miracle. The frustration from the EU was very clear. Being as welcome as a Jehovah’s Witness was a simple connection to make. 

We did consider, Electricity Company canvassers, Local Councillors, Charity Bag collectors, kleeneeze and Avon distributors before settling on Jehovah’s Witnesses. 

We don’t publish many cartoons on the site, it’s an art form we are keen to promote. So, if you have a funny cartoon, image or even a meme send it to pictureed@chattychimp.co

This is the first cartoon from Hastings based artist Andy Harston. You can find more of his work at; https://www.facebook.com/andrewharstonart/

Gays get stoned but not in a good way

Stoned to death

Following on from Facebook’s appointment of Nick Clegg, other despotic personality cults have been looking to employ ex-leaders of the Liberal Democrats.

Their former leader Tim Farron, has resurfaced after laying low for a while. Now unexpectedly employed as the Home Secretary in Brunei, his centrepiece policy decision “Gays to be stoned to death” was unveiled by his new boss, The Sultan, yesterday. Continue reading “Gays get stoned but not in a good way”

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