Spurs have confirmed that the asphalt and bus parking will
be in place before Jose’s first game at WHL.
A spokesman for Tottenham Hotspur has confirmed that the new
playing surface will be installed and all the bus parking lines painted before their
next game. The new manager was very clear that buses should be able to line up
in front of the goal, without damaging the surface of the pitch.
WHEN ONE PLAYS THE GAME ,REMEMBER THE GAME PLAYS YOU OR SOMETHING
Richard Braine (UKIP) has resigned from his position as Party Leader, despite not having done anything wrong.
Remarkably, Mr Braine hadn’t slept with any of his younger members of staff, his mates’ wives or behaved inappropriately with a model, rent boy or Jeanette Krankie. Financially, he hadn’t failed to declare; income, connections to dodgy businessmen, unsolicited cash payments nor had he embezzled expenses. Surprisingly, he hadn’t lied, cheated or said anything that was remotely homophobic, racist or misogynistic.
Politician has an exemplary record, quits saying “I’m not cut out for politics”
After Boris Johnson was labelled an arse on national TV by another member of the public, scientists began to wonder how many times someone can be called an arse before they realise it’s them.
As yet another member of the public calls Boris an arse, what can science tell us?
Alan Whickham-Smythe, former piece of Sky News furniture and chair of the “Oh Sit Down, Oh Sit Down, Sit Down Next To Me” Party, has been unseated following a disastrous night out in Glasgow.
Vote Chair dream dies a sad and lonely death
A Boris Johnson fact-checker has been signed off sick due to overwork.
Tish, tosh and piffle