A man from Dorset stood accused, by former friends, of having seriously impaired moral judgement. Colin Adams (52) confessed, that since he was divorced over a decade ago, he has maintained a joint life assurance policy which would pay out £500,000 in the event his diabetic alcoholic ex-wife did the decent thing and popped her clogs before the policy expires next year. Continue reading “Die you bitch, for f***s sake die”
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Right-thinking members of the NRA are tonight sending their thoughts and prayers to the victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (insert location)
Billy Bob Williams, on behalf of the NRA, immediately held a mentally ill person who would’ve done it anyway, responsible. And he was probably a Muslim, wasn’t he? Continue reading “The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting in (insert location)”
Heads are expected to roll at the UK division of Amazon after an undetected internal accounting error meant that the company has become liable for UK Corporation Tax of £1.7m.
The company, which would have beaten Apple to the crown of “first $1trn company” nine years ago if it hadn’t been for its merciless tax mitigation department, is still ranked less profitable in the UK than Toys R Us, Maplin and Aunt Emily’s Corner Shop in Devizes.
Once again Donald Trump has become embroiled in another sensational storm, this time with the mysterious Florence. He took to twitter, to publicly announce “Florence was coming” and apparently she was “coming like a hurricane”. Continue reading “Has Trump been at it again? He posts tweet proudly announcing “Florence is Coming””
Queen Victoria’s Secret Lady Garden have announced the new face of their latest erotic lingerie collection. It is none other than the sexual temptress and Jezebel, Borasina Johnson (54). The cuddly sex siren and wanton harlot was recently announced as the new face of elderly lingerie.
A Chris Griffiths, speaking for QVSLG said, “We ran the focus groups and couldn’t believe it when Borasina came out top in the poll of the 10 most bonkable people. Just goes to show what happens when you let the people vote.” Continue reading “Sexy, blonde, tousle-haired sex siren, Borisina, to launch new erotic lingerie collection”