Gwyneth and her company, Gloop, win The Nobel Prize for sciencing

The world of science and academia was stunned when the Nobel Prize for sciencing was awarded to Gwyneth Paltrow and her company, Gloop. The prize was awarded for their improvements to the scientific process, by making stuff up and not testing it to see if it works.

Many in sciencing thought the prize would go to someone who actually practiced scientific methodology, contributed to the greater good, and added to humanity’s body of knowledge. Continue reading “Gwyneth and her company, Gloop, win The Nobel Prize for sciencing”

RIP – Sir Cliff Pritchard India’s greatest rocker

High profile singer, Christian and bachelor, Sir Cliff Pritchard, has passed away, aged 78.

The singer, whose natural audience all died some thirty to forty years ago, continued to publish dreadful music until his untimely death. Music journalists have redefined the word “untimely” especially for Sir Cliff, to mean “at least twenty-five years too late.” Continue reading “RIP – Sir Cliff Pritchard India’s greatest rocker”

Christian parents can’t resist pissing on everyone else’s parade

After a North London school thought it would be nice idea to have a parade that celebrated everyone, by allowing the children to get up and say what makes them proud of themselves, their family and their friends some Christians decided to get offended on God’s behalf.

Once again Christians decided to share their joy, happiness and the teachings of Christ by pissing on everyone else’s fun. Continue reading “Christian parents can’t resist pissing on everyone else’s parade”

The Churches Controversial Atheist Conversion Therapy isn’t working on politicians, sceptics and thinkers

The Church of England braced itself for condemnation today as senior figures admitted that atheists and other clear-thinking people have been offered the controversial behavioural conditioning treatment known as “Atheist Conversion Therapy”.

An off-shoot of the Churches controversial “God Hates Gays” mental reprogramming course, it has attracted condemnation as it seeks to undermine rational, evidential based thinking. Continue reading “The Churches Controversial Atheist Conversion Therapy isn’t working on politicians, sceptics and thinkers”

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