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The News Where You Aren’t – Episode 4

In this exciting and enthralling episode

ELO’s Jeff Lynne has announced that he is returning to his alien homeworld, A Scottish tourist is suing Megabus because of the state of them and Boris Johnson’s Brexit plan has been leaked.

The News Where You Aren’t
How could you not tell I was an alien! says Jeff

The News Where You Aren’t – Episode 2

In this exciting and enthralling episode

Scotland has packed its bags and is leaving the UK House, following a row about living arrangements. Donald Trump plans to build a hotel and golf course on the moon. The Beatles Yellow Submarine is to be refitted as a Trident Nuclear Sub and a lazy Scottish Tourist has been arrested for having a snack on the steps of the Ministry of Defence.

You wouldn’t have done this if I’D BEEN pAUL mcCartney!

The News Where You Aren’t – Episode 1

In this exciting and enthralling episode

UK Prime Minister and former NASA Astronaut, Boris Johnson is accused of lying. Former speaker of the House of Commons, John Bercow, reveals his show business plans. An American Tourist catches a rare disease from a London Phone Box and a Dr Who fan has a moan about his local phone box being used to sell CBD.

After his successful defeat of the Nazis in WW2

Have you been mis-sold a lottery ticket? Were you promised riches beyond compare? Then one legal firm thinks they can get you your money back

At Napton & Co they believe that ‘where there’s blame, there’s a claim’ and as the PPI work dries up they are looking for new ways to earn. Their latest money-generating wheeze is to sue The National Lottery.  

Ian Napton explains, “When people see all the adverts showing ordinary people winning life-changing sums of money, they are led to believe it can happen to them too. Of course, we all know it can’t, but it doesn’t stop people handing over the hard-earned readies every week.”

You pays your money, you takes your chance