In an unexpected turn of events, Prince Andrew is now the favourite to become the next prime minister.
“It’s obvious,” voter Ian Napton, told us. “He’s more trustworthy than Boris Johnson.”
the Grand Old Duke of York he had 10,000 … well let’s not get into that
“And on this week’s Celebrity Countdown, we have Jeremy from North London. Playing him is Boris from Somerset. Welcome gents, and Boris, get us underway with your choice of letters, please.”
Jeremy, I know he is but You can’t use that four letter word I’m afraid
Master Boris Johnson Jr has been summoned to the headmaster’s study to explain his behaviour at Assembly. A video has been circulated on the school’s Twhats Up group showing a group of children laughing, joking and making fun of the headmaster’s intelligence, behaviour and morals.
He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy
“Signore e signori, my little boy Pinocchio has gone missing and we’re very worried. Every time he goes out on his own he gets into trouble.”
It gets bigger every time he lies, what did you expect him to do with it?
Boris Johnson tried to make political capital following the recent terror attack, on London Bridge.
Pinocchio Johnson inspires Chatty to make a Tee Shirt, a donation to the FRU for everyone sold