Tag: Brexit

Breaking News – The Boris Johnson acceptance speech

Well, what ho! Hey! What what! no one expected that.

Absolutely brilliant, what a night. Best night of action I’ve had since I stayed at Jennifer’s. Brilliant. Yes, ho-hum, well, we nearly won, we almost made it. Now some words. Yes.

Look at me!
Well, that was fun, let’s do it agaiin!

Breaking News – Nigel Farage's acceptance speech

“Well, what a night for the Brexit Party. A party which didn’t even exist two years ago and won’t exist any more in a few weeks’ time.

This is the greatest of victories. We may have no seats but we’ve polled nearly three million votes across the country and we’ve had a couple of almost seconds, several fourths and an honourable mention in Rochester. Clearly we are in tune with the British people.

I can hear her Maj saying ‘Arise Sir Nigel De Kent’