“Well, what a night for the Brexit Party. A party which didn’t even exist two years ago and won’t exist any more in a few weeks’ time.
This is the greatest of victories. We may have no seats but we’ve polled nearly three million votes across the country and we’ve had a couple of almost seconds, several fourths and an honourable mention in Rochester. Clearly we are in tune with the British people.
I can hear her Maj saying ‘Arise Sir Nigel De Kent’
As Nigel Farage sees his glittering career finally come to end with a Knighthood and his dearly beloved Brexit, he has decided to release his autobiography.
i AM SIMPLY DELIGHTED WITH THE WAY THINGS HAVE TURNED OUT
After his recent and very banal interview, when BoJo expressed an apparent love affair with Marmite, the much awaited resultant referendum has taken place. The results have caused serious ructions within the Tory establishment.
You love it, now you have to love, wether you want to or not
Famous detectives from all around the world have been
employed to investigate whether any British Government has ever kept the
promises it made in the run-up to a general election.
It’s elementary my dear Watson, they’re bunch of lying bastards
Brexiteers have burst with rage over the news that an EU
immigrant “has come over here and taken our Euromillions lottery
You have to be in it to win it