Tag: Brexit

Miss Marple’s MP makes daring bid to lead Brexit negotiations

Miss Marple St Mary Mead

The new MP for St Mary Mead, the fictional setting of many of Agatha Christie’s Miss Marple novels, has set out a bold new platform on which he aims to catapult himself into the heart of the ongoing Brexit negotiations.

Mr Colin Woolderson, who has held the seat since 1893, when he won it in a game of Gin Rummy, announced his plans to the Chipping Cleghorn Gazette, “I have spoken to many of my constituents and what they want is much much less murder. After that, they’d like to maybe get rid of that nosy old bag who’s always poking around. Finally, we think it’s high time we decided what kind of Brexit we want.” Continue reading “Miss Marple’s MP makes daring bid to lead Brexit negotiations”

Jean-Claude, it’s not Theresa again, is it?

Jehovah's Witness at the EU door
It’s ok Michael, its only a Jehovah’s Witness. Come in, for a terrible moment we thought it was Theresa

The Origins of the Jean Claude cartoon

The idea for this cartoon came from Theresa May, repeatedly flying off to meet the EU in the hope of a miracle. The frustration from the EU was very clear. Being as welcome as a Jehovah’s Witness was a simple connection to make. 

We did consider, Electricity Company canvassers, Local Councillors, Charity Bag collectors, kleeneeze and Avon distributors before settling on Jehovah’s Witnesses. 

We don’t publish many cartoons on the site, it’s an art form we are keen to promote. So, if you have a funny cartoon, image or even a meme send it to pictureed@chattychimp.co

This is the first cartoon from Hastings based artist Andy Harston. You can find more of his work at; https://www.facebook.com/andrewharstonart/

Both sides in Brexit debate “not ruling out” genocide

Death preparing for genocide

The brutal genocide of one’s enemies should not be taken off the negotiating table, say both left and right wing Brexit activists, after months of shouting at each other on Twitter have failed to break the deadlock.

Pretend communist Socialist Kevin Hard MP tells The Chimp: “We’ve tried abuse, scorn, misrepresentation and fake outrage, but those alt-right bastards haven’t budged an inch despite all our efforts. They just get more stubborn the more shit we throw at them.” Continue reading “Both sides in Brexit debate “not ruling out” genocide”

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