The best-selling hair colour brand, used by millions of men has
been banned as sexist.
Under EU anti-discrimination rules the hair dye is
considered to be insulting and demeaning to those who are not Men, those who
aren’t sure if they are Men, Men who want to be Men, Women who want to be Men,
Women who want to be Women but look like Men, Women who want their Men to be
Men and Women who want their Men to be someone else.
Tu es sérieuse !
Lord Justice Ian Napton has clarified an earlier court ruling by confirming that politicians lie, you know they lie so it’s your own fault if you believe anything they say.
The landmark ruling came about after Mark Taylor got fed up
with being lied too. He crowd-funded a court action, in order to try to hold,
just, one politician to account. Mr Taylor argued that as a politician is a
servant of the people, they had a duty to act honestly and failure to do so was
‘mis-conduct in a public office’.
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Brexit Party caused up an upset in the adult round of the children’s game of Statues.
Held in Strasbourg, the latest round featured teams from all over Europe. The Germans were heavy favourites to win, although their recent form has been a little shaky.
The plucky Brexit Party signalled their intent when they entered the arena, holding hands. Initially, this seemed to be a demonstration of solidarity, although it turned out that it was to stop several of the squad wandering off in a demented haze.
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As part of his campaign to say anything in order to become Prime Minister further details of Boris Johnson’s points-based immigration system have emerged.
New arrivals will be given a points value based on how Brown they are according to The Painters Colour Chart. The darker the shade the fewer the points.
Due to Liverpool’s high sun bed usage some residents may get caught at airport security, but the Government thinks this is a small price to pay.
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And now, my end is near
My leadership gone for a burton
U.K I’ll say it clear,
You’ve done it now, of which I’m certain
Regrets, I’ve had a few
Article 50 and it’s extension
I did what I had to do
And saw it through with much contention Continue reading “Theresa, leaving us with a song “I did it May Way””
Spiritualist claims that Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
is the reincarnation of Sir Lancelot du Lac, heroic knight, legendary
swordsman, jouster and jester.
Spiritualist, fortune teller and seer beyond the veil, Zofia Napattoni, believes that Boris Johnson is the reincarnation of the heroic knight, Sir Lancelot.
Ancient myth says that when Britain is threatened a hero will
come to lead the people to safety and, according to Zofia, Boris is the man.
ARISE SIR BORIS THE RANDY!