Controversy is surging through the Department of Education today as the vexed subject of sex education raises its head again.
Addressing Britain’s poor record on teenage pregnancies is a priority for the new Education Minister, Dr Ian Napton. “Have you been to Burnley lately and seen the number of young women pushing buggies? It’s unacceptable, and it’s costing the country a fortune in social housing. It’s very easy to control fertility, so we have to educate our young people.” Continue reading “Keep Calm and Remain In”
The latest Brexit delay finally produces something our politicians can agree on, six weeks in Provence during the summer is eminently agreeable.
Members of the ERG, moderate Tories, Lib Dems, the Scottish lot and even The Speaker rushed online in the middle of the night to secure their preferred gite and ferry crossings as the Brexit deadline was extended to 31 October. Labour members booked their usual week in Scarborough.
Great Britain has been bought on eBay for £10.50, by a Mr D Trump of Orange County, Florider.
The Advert read; For Sale; One country, slightly soiled, leans a bit to the right, dodgy runner. Feels a bit unloved and uncared for. She was an absolute stunner in her day. One careful lady owner for the last 65 years and a shit one for three. Nice retirement project for a handy pensioner who can fix things. Buyer collects. Continue reading “For Sale; Britain, one careful lady owner and a sh*t one”
The new MP for St Mary Mead, the fictional setting of many of Agatha Christie’s Miss Marple novels, has set out a bold new platform on which he aims to catapult himself into the heart of the ongoing Brexit negotiations.
Mr Colin Woolderson, who has held the seat since 1893, when he won it in a game of Gin Rummy, announced his plans to the Chipping Cleghorn Gazette, “I have spoken to many of my constituents and what they want is much much less murder. After that, they’d like to maybe get rid of that nosy old bag who’s always poking around. Finally, we think it’s high time we decided what kind of Brexit we want.”Continue reading “Miss Marple’s MP makes daring bid to lead Brexit negotiations”
The idea for this cartoon came from Theresa May, repeatedly flying off to meet the EU in the hope of a miracle. The frustration from the EU was very clear. Being as welcome as a Jehovah’s Witness was a simple connection to make.
We did consider, Electricity Company canvassers, Local Councillors, Charity Bag collectors, kleeneeze and Avon distributors before settling on Jehovah’s Witnesses.
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