We have been keeping this news a secret, but now we can announce that The Chatty Chimp has been rated the 83
rd Best Satire Site on the Internet.
rd, we can’t tell you how proud we are. Having put zero effort into letting the world know that we exist, someone noticed. It’s a remarkable achievement! 83rd best satire site on the internet
Have you always wanted to lord over your very own country, but didn’t know where to start? Vladislav Pupin has the program for you! Like you, he wanted to rule over the lesser beings, so he came up with a fool-proof plan!
You can fool enough of the people, often enough
A middle-ranking manager of
has claimed that after 118 years the company are contemplating changing their name. British American Tobacco (BAT)
This is according to Ryan Calder who is convinced he’s seen a memo to that effect on a desk.
It wasn’t us, someone in China ate an undercooked Bat
Following the success of
Gwyneth Paltrow has announced a partnership with Greggs the Bakers to produce a range of fragrant muffins. her Lady Garden scented candle,
Dive in boys, there is enough for everyone
The muffins will release a scent based on Ms Paltrow’s unique biology and are described as having a fresh, yeasty flavour.
Nom, Nom, Nom I love the taste of muff
It’s gala awards season, and last night the award winning Flowry Hotel played host to the
Pointless Awards Award Ceremony.
These awards recognise those who work so tirelessly, to come up with completely meaningless awards, simply so advertisers can label companies, businesses and products as Award Winning.
“The Pointless Awards Ceremony – Valuing the valueless”