HMV’s administrators have come up with a cunning plan to help save the beleaguered retail chain. With the assistance of the Government, HMV will now be selling gongs, medals, peerages, £14 Million Ferrying contracts and Ministerial access.
Ian Napton, of VR Administrators, explained, “We had the idea when the story broke about the government selling off peerages to try and get Theresa May’s Brexit deal through Parliament.” Continue reading “HMV’s Grift Voucher Scheme will sell peerages, financial favours, ferrying contracts and government influence as part of a daring rescue plan”
It’s gala awards season, and last night the award winning Flowry Hotel played host to the Pointless Awards Award Ceremony.
These awards recognise those who work so tirelessly, to come up with completely meaning-less awards, simply so advertisers can label companies, businesses and products as Award Winning. Continue reading “The Pointless Awards Ceremony – Valuing the valueless”
The oldest firm of British stockbrokers, Plummety Plum and Sons, has closed its doors for the final time.
Never having been willing to allow new-fangled computers to ruin their business, the firm saved a fortune on IT support, but concluded that modern young bucks didn’t want to do business via an actual telephone call or through the post any longer. Continue reading “The oldest firm of British stockbrokers, Plummety Plum and Sons, has closed its doors for the final time”
Chief Visioneer, Charles Daniels, denies claims that Management and Staff Development Programmes are cults, using pseudoscience to create corporate drones from businesses that should know better.
Mr Daniels explained, “It’s not unreasonable for a companies, such as RoBSu Bank for example, to want fully envisioned staff. The Bank realises meaningfully engaged, and inspired workers are good news for The Bank, its customers and The Bank. I know that for the enormous fee I’m charging them I’m certainly energivisioned for positivation at 150% of capacitational awareness.” Continue reading “Management and Staff Training Courses are not a cults says Chief Visioneer, Charles Daniels”