Tag: Business

City reaps financial bonanza as pound plummets on No Deal

Champagne corks are popping in The City again as Brexit disaster looms larger and the pound plummets. 

It’s been a difficult year. I know chaps who have struggled to make £20 million, and even then, they’ve had to resort to shorting businesses which were on the brink of collapse because of the lockdown. But every cloud, and all that…”

Crispin Odious, Very Fat Cat
For I am a very fat cat indeed, said Mr Creosote

Chatty Chimp is the 83rd Best Satire Site on the Internet

We have been keeping this news a secret, but now we can announce that The Chatty Chimp has been rated the 83rd Best Satire Site on the Internet.

83rd, we can’t tell you how proud we are. Having put zero effort into letting the world know that we exist, someone noticed. It’s a remarkable achievement!

83rd best satire site on the internet

Greggs to produce Gwyneth Paltrow flavoured muffins

Following the success of her Lady Garden scented candle, Gwyneth Paltrow has announced a partnership with Greggs the Bakers to produce a range of fragrant muffins.

Gwyneth Paltrow's Muff at Greggs
Dive in boys, there is enough for everyone

The muffins will release a scent based on Ms Paltrow’s unique biology and are described as having a fresh, yeasty flavour.

Nom, Nom, Nom I love the taste of muff