The country breathed a collective sigh of relief after discovering that Chris Grayling is not in the cabinet.
As Boris Johnson settles back into life at Downing Street he revealed his new cabinet. There was widespread joy after it was clear that Chris Grayling has not been offered a position within it.
“THE Man’s an idiot and I should know” says Boris
Harry and Meg’s kitchen makeover comes in at £2.4 million
after Chris Grayling oversees the installation
Royal sycophants at the BBC and Daily Mail were left trying
to justify why the Golden Couple can spend £2.4 million of tax-payers money on the
renovation of their private residence, Frogmore Cottage.
However, their problems were solved after it emerged that
the kitchen makeover project was given to Chris Grayling to handle.
It’s Chris Grayling, what did you expect?
Liam Fox, Britain’s premiere trade negotiator has announced,
without a hint of irony, that he has successfully managed to negotiate a post-Brexit
trade deal with South Korea.
Under the terms of the deal, we will maintain exactly the
same trading conditions that we had with South Korea under the EU.
The delicate and complex negotiations have taken many hours
in front of a photocopier with a bottle of tippex.
More? Surely not!
Concern mounted about the Transport Secretary, Chris Grayling, after a reporter noticed that he hadn’t made a colossal cock-up in the last month.
The journalist, Ian Napton, broke the story ‘I was short of ideas the Sunday feature, and I did what I always do, went looking for details of Chris Grayling’s latest howler. There’s always one but this time there was nothing. I couldn’t find anything since he paid £40 million to run empty ferries to France and back. It was a concern, for a minute there I thought I’d have to do some proper work, then I realised this was the story.” Continue reading “What’s happened to Chris Grayling?”