Faced with allegations of double-standards, hypocrisy and one rule for the rich, the Government have moved heaven and earth to protect Dominic Cummings from further criticism.
Given that Dominic and his wife were likely to be Corona Virus positive, this journey broke the law he helped design. Boris Johnson’s chief political adviser and close personal friend, undertook a 250-mile journey to Durham to dump his 4-year-old child with his ageing parents. Have you seen the state of my dhalia’s?
During the Corona Virus lockdown, many people have become bored watching TV, Netflix and endless YouTube videos. By happenchance, Manchester United’s star striker, Ian Napton,
. has discovered a book
The incident occurred when his Chiropodist came around to pamper his tootsies. As she set up her oils and unguents, she took the book from her bag and placed it to one side.
But what happens next?
An emergency carpenter, has been sent to number ten, to rescue Bojocchio from a ‘somewhat embarrassing’ predicament.
, Bojocchio’s nose grew ‘exponentially’, trapping him in his office. Following his broadcast to the nation But I am a real boy…
The Government releases details of their Great Lockdown Escape. Every home will receive a vaulting horse, wood stove and shovel.
The Cooler King
In his occasional address to the nation, Boris Johnson says that the Government wouldn’t be able to get everyone out at once.
. Some of you will have to remain locked up in lockdown You vill not escape, Englisher
The Financial Conduct Authority (FCA) has spoken out against “cheapshot journalism” following accusations that some financial firms have made money during extreme market volatility caused by the Coronavirus outbreak, while ordinary people struggle.
Sell stock, then sell it again!
Hedge funds have been accused of raking in billions.
Anyone can look after a sick person but you can make money after a 6 course lunch?