Her Majesty The Queen is to announce to the nation that she is willing to receive 30% less money from the taxpayer.One must do what one can to help the less fortunate, which is just about everyone
With rapidly rising death rates, the Government are appealing to people to delete their internet browsing histories.
As people die suddenly, families are trawling through computers and laptops, in search of accounts with money in. Much to their surprise, they’re discovering some rather sensitive material.He searched for what?
Rumours in Whitehall are rife today the health secretary, Matt Hancock, is preparing an expletive filled speech concerning the Covid-19 crisis with people not observing the social distancing guidelines.Look you c*&7, stay the f*7^ away
A Highgate school has ‘vehemently rejected’, an angry parent’s plea, to allow her child to continue schooling as normal.
Self-proclaimed ‘shakra and vibration guru’, Olivia Napton, claims that as ‘an energy shaman’, she should be considered a ‘key-worker’, therefore allowing her daughter Brabantia-Dragonflower, uninterrupted education.What do you mean I am not providing an essential service!
“Well, Jimmy! I did fuck all, absolutely diddly squat. I sat on my arse and watched box sets on the telly. In those days you had box sets for everything, you could get shows from all over the world.”Turns out when it comes doing sod all i am naturally talented