Right-thinking members of the NRA are tonight sending their thoughts and prayers to the victims of America’s latest mass shooting(s) at (insert location/s)
Billy Bob Williams, on behalf of the NRA, immediately held a mentally ill person who would’ve done it anyway, responsible. And he was probably(insert specific non-white ethnicity, gender or sexuality), wasn’t he?
After deciding to stop off in Washington to look at The White House the Scooby-Doo Gang got involved in another adventure.
Donald J Trump, the Creepy Owner of Uncle Sam’s Amusement Park, had been charged with being ‘a very bad man’. With his reputation in ruins and his golf club membership revoked, it looked as though he was going to spend the rest of his days in jail. However, at his trial, he was sensationally cleared by Scooby and the Gang.