Amazingly, Bristol has beaten off stiff competition from Paris, Amsterdam, Frankfurt and Rome to be crowned: The Cocaine Capital of Europe.
Competition judges toured Europe, before declaring Bristol City the winner. The Italian Judge, Gianni Napatone, explained, “We ranked each city on: supply, purity, price and the likelihood of getting busted. Bristol came out top in all categories.
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Members of the House of Commons have attracted severe criticism for their behaviour during the debate, following the ruling over the Government’s illegal use of its’ prerogative power.
This led to a vitriolic debate, that lacked for sense,
decency and basic respect. Concerned that even for this august institution the
behaviour went too far, the Speaker ordered an investigation.
Raising agent, i’ll say, i’m as high as a kite!
A Glasgow-based Doctor Who internet nerd has become enraged that the TARDIS-style police telephone boxes around the city centre are now selling CBD.
Cormac Andrews (34 ½) complained on Doctor Who nerd Valhalla
Gallifrey Base this week that he is now unable to go on his Sunday pilgrimage
and take photos with these “TARDISes” because they are outfitted as vendors of
legal Cannabis oil.
Following the biggest and driest Glastonbury for years, in a
welcome boost to the UK economy, drug dealers have reported a bumper sales
boost at this year’s festival.
Ian ‘The Gange’ Napton, “We had a brilliant few days, much better than we expected. It seems the crowd were ‘totes up’ for ‘getting off their tits’.”
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Members of the Conservative Party have set out on the task to decide which Leadership candidate’s drug habit will be most valuable in identifying the right man or woman to become Prime Minister and get us out of the beastly EU.
Michael Gove has admitted to taking cocaine at social events “whilst a young journalist.” Boris Johnson has admitted to “being given coke at a party, but I didn’t take it.” Dominic Raab believes in a “second chance society.” Well he would. He has a cannabis history. Rory Stewart is a cannabis and opium man, too. Continue reading “The Tory leadership race – brought to you by Coke”